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The Titans each had their get-aways, their brief home from home. For Cyborg it was the garage, working on his car. For Robin it was the training room. For Starfire, it was the sky. For Raven, it was (not surprisingly) her bedroom. For Beast Boy, it was the diner that he used to go to with Terra. They had the best pie in the world there. So good Beast Boy didn't pay any attention to an emo with bad dye fading blackish-brownish hair. He even ignored the fact that he was wielding a samurai sword in his jean holster. He just gave a quick glance and averted his gaze once the stranger walked over to the counter, took a seat, and politely (with an awfully quite voice) ordered a plate of pancakes and some tea.
The windows shattered, scattering shards into the frightened diner. It was Mammoth, crouching on the floor before standing tall.
"Here's the evening rush." He mocked.
Billy Numerouses sprint into the diner and over the counter. A few dozen restrained Beast Boy down.
"YEE-HAR, BILLY! We've certainly hit the house of pancakes this time." One of the Billys said, coming out from the kitchen with a mountain stack of pancakes.
"Excuse me."
It was surprising how something uttered so silently could be heard over the ruckus. It was the emo. He was still sitting at the counter.
"You knocked over my plate of pancakes. I think you should apologize, especially to the staff of this diner."
The roars of laughter filled the room with an impolite sense of disrespect.
"And who's going to make us little guy? You?" Mammoth laughed, before the emo pulled out his sword and vanished.
"Where'd he go?" Mammoth said, before the little guy reappeared in front of him closer than he was before, to nip a cut on his cheek, close to his eye. He vanished again as Mammoth staggered backwards. He reappeared behind Mammoth, only to trip him as he toddled backwards. The mysterious venturer disappeared and reappeared near the Billy Numerouses holding down Beast Boy and violently kicked them in their faces, before helping Beast Boy up.
"Let's get out of here!" Mammoth screamed, scurrying out of the diner, followed by the Billys.
There was a peaceful silence that was ruined by Beast Boy.
"DUDE! THAT WAS AWESOME! They were like 'We're bad'. And you were like 'Excuse me'. And they were like 'Ha-ha!'. And then you were like 'SURPRISE, MUDDAH-FUCKAH!'. And they were like 'What the fuck!'. And then you were like 'Yay-yah, bitches!'. That was awesome!"
"Well, it's nice to have my life summarized into crude dialogue." The stranger laughed.
"Dude! What was all that? How did you do that? Who are you?"
"My name's Blink. I can teleport."
"You mean you're a jumper, like that movie, Jumper?"
Blink nodded.
Beast Boy's glove grasped tightly around Blink's wrists before he dragged him out of the diner.
"Ow! Where are you taking me?" Blink asked, in pain.
"You have so got to meet my friends. Dude, they are going to be stoked." Beast Boy.
But from behind the trees, travelling through the hidden cameras, one eye was watching the screen with careful consideration.
"Be careful Beast Boy. Don't blink or you'll miss something."
