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Disclaimer: I do not own Warriors, but I do own Skyburst, Darkpelt, and a piece of cherry pie!

Chapter 1: Introduction

Everything was dark backstage. I could hear the crowd chanting the title of the show. I slapped on my "best host ever" grin and turned to look behind me.

"It's show time," I whispered to my co-host Darkpelt, a dark brown tabby tom whose bright eyes showed that he was as excited as I felt.

We padded out onto the pitch black stage, careful not to fall off into the noisy audience below. The lights turned on instantly, and I struck a pose. The mob of cats below the stage cheered and screamed.

"Welcome to Warriors Truth or Dare: Randomness Unleashed! I'm your host, Skyburst, and this is Darkpelt, my amazingly hilarious male co-host!" I yelled to them.

\ "Okay, here's how it works," Darkpelt said, almost too cool to be a co-host, " you call in and give us a truth question and/or a dare along with a punishment to give them if they don't do it for your favorite…or least favorite…warrior cat!

"So," I said, " just to make sure you get the concept, we will demonstrate with two of our favorite cats! Please welcome Leafpool and Firestar!"

There was a huge poof, and Leafpool and Firestar stepped out of the smoke cloud, coughing with screwed expressions on their faces. The pair looked confused. I stepped up to Firestar and slung an arm around his shoulder.

"How do you feel, Firestar?" I asked him just as a reporter would if he had just won the Super Bowl.

"I…I feel confused."

"Awesome."

The crowd cheered with enthusiasm.

"My dare for Leafpool is for her to move to WindClan with the name of Fartcloud, become the Clan leader and then sing the Barney song at a Gathering."

"Ooh…" the crowd chorused.

"Shut up!" I shouted at them. "She has to do it anyway. It's a dare."

I turned my head to Darkpelt. "Bring in the WindClan cats."

"Right away, Skyburst." He vanished backstage.

I looked at Leafpool. She looked absolutely terrified. Firestar stood beside her, looking at the ground and shuffling his paws nervously.

Leafpool finally lifted her eyes to me and said with a pleading tone, "Honestly, Fartcloud? What kind of name is that? It's just wrong! Please don't make me do this!"

I opened my mouth to reply, but just then Darkpelt came from backstage, herding WindClan out onto the wide stage, Onestar near the front of the group. Some of them looked scared, and some of them were yowling," Why the StarClan are we here?!" but the majority of them looked confused and startled at the sight of all the millions of cats below the stage.

I told them loudly so that the crowd could hear, "Leafpool wishes to leave her home in ThunderClan and join WindClan with the new name of Fartcloud."

Brambleclaw, sitting in the audience with a jumbo Dr. Pepper from Taco Bell in his hand, broke out in a laughing fit, snorting and slapping his knee, along with that disgusting habit of laughing through his teeth. Everybody stared at him, completely silent. Crickets chirped in the background. He slouched down in his seat, aware that all eyes were on him.

"Sorry," he mouthed to an angry Squirrelflight, who was sitting behind him.

Darkpelt pushed through the cluster of WindClan cats to stand beside me, facing Onestar. He asked him with a bright smile, "So, what do you say?"

Onestar looked at Leafpool with sudden enhanced interest. "Well…It is a very strange request, but I suppose that if she wishes it, she may join WindClan."

"Whoopee," Leafpool muttered under her breath sarcastically as she padded over to join the WindClan cats.

"What was that, Fartcloud?" I asked, with somewhat of what I guessed was a wild and crazed look in my eyes. Leafpool rolled her eyes and turned her snobby little head from me.

"Alright, let's skip to the next moon and see how Leafpool is doing with her dare," I say as we all suddenly poof to the Gathering one moon from now.

Darkpelt and I find ourselves sitting in the high branches of a mighty oak perched near the center of the island.

Fartcloud, now Fartstar, stood in front of the other leaders, doing quiet vocal warm ups. She glares at me and after taking a deep breath, started to sing the Barney song. Everyone screamed, covered their ears, and started to run around in circles, occasionally bumping into one another. It was mass chaos.

Lionblaze, on the other hand, was quite enjoying this bit of free entertainment, and started break dancing.

"Hey," he said smoothly to a RiverClan she-cat, "dig my sweet moves?"

She must have been offended, because she smacked him in the face and sent him flying all the way to Japan. Clearly she wasn't interested.

But thank StarClan, Fartstar was finished with her song. We all poofed back onto the stage in the studio and Leafpool heaved a sigh of relief. The crowd went crazy, cheering for her success in the dare.

"That's all the time we have for today, so stay random, people!" I shouted to our viewers.

Firestar turned to face me. "Why was I here if I didn't have a dare?" he asked.

"To watch the fun, silly!" I told him.

I faced the crowd once more. "So anyways, until next time, this is Truth or Dare: Randomness Unleashed!"

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