Chapter 1- Profiler

Hey everyone. Well this chapter is just to explain all of the characters in the following fic. We didn't want you to be confused about them considering that the three main girls are real. Oh and I know this fic is really out of the ordinary but, this was just a lot of fun for me and my friend to write. We were all bored in class and Jessica started to write this and I was all like let me write too! And we all just started to write this, so I hope you enjoy this seriously bad twist on the world of out favorite TV shows and movies!

Main Characters: (these are real people believe it or not.)

Catie Ragan is a girl that isn't all that athletically coordinated but she is a fun girl. She is 5'9" and she has long brown hair that goes down to the bottom of her back. She has hazel eyes that seem to change colors to match her clothes. (Weird huh? Yeah that's me, MythSweet) She is calm when she wants to be and she is incredibly weird and goofy when she is around her two best friends Amber and Jessica.

Jessica King is very good at almost every sport. She is active in soccer, which she has been playing for years now, and she is also a part of the volleyball and basketball teams. She is a very fast runner and boy crazy. Wait no she's just plain crazy. She has frizzy blond hair (that is actually brown but she colors it) her hair comes to just a little below her shoulders. She is about 5'10" and is a very lanky girl. She is completely crazy when she gets around anyone.

Amber Damon is a short little 4'9" girl with thick shoulder length brown hair. She has several nicknames, Minnie me, demon, demon child, child, waddlesworth, and so on. We call her Minnie m b/c she is so short and demon b/c if you change the a to an e in her name then you have demon, child b/c we don't want to get into trouble whenever we call to her from across a classroom and waddlesworth b/c when she runs she kind o waddles, hehehehehehe.

Candie Josey is also pretty short but hey everyone is compared to me and Jessica. I would say she is about 5 foot even. She has long, stick straight, full blond hair. (Her hair makes me mad because no matter what you do you can't get it to mess up!) She dresses like a prep but acts like a skater. She is really cool because she is the link between two totally different worlds.

Who some of the stars in here are:

We are going to have the following characters in this fic, Jack Sparrow, Will Turner, Frodo Baggins and Obi-Wan. Let me see what you need to know umm, Elijah grew. Obi-Wan will show up in later chapters. All the other characters that are in the first couple chapters will slowly disappear because, well we really don't need them do we?

Other Characters you have to know:

Mrs. Jackson is our algebra teacher and a boring on at that. She is short, like 4'3", and she is a bad teacher on top of that, no one is able to pass her class cough because it is so boring you fall asleep. cough She has never raised her voice above regular talking. She is so mental that one day she told us to scoot our chairs in quietly and since we have twenty some students in out class we made a little noise and she told us to sit back don and try again. We did it lie three more times and she eventually started to dismiss us one by one. If we weren't quiet enough she would make us sit back down. One girl stood up and scooted her chair in quietly and she went to pick up her book bag and she hit the chair and she had to sit back down. Another person he got up and picked up his chair to push it in and he hit the desk and Mrs. Jackson told him to sit down. By now we were all thoroughly ticked off so he decided to tick him off right back, we were missing lunch for this stupidity, he started to shake his chair and it kept on hitting the desk and she gave him a writing assignment. She soon said, if you want to leave go ahead but you will get a writing assignment. Several people stood up and left the room. Needless to say she is insane.

Raziel is a person that I have met in a chat room. He and I are very good friends and no he isn't really as stupid as he acts in the chapters he is in.

Captian Jack Sparrow is another person that I have met in a chat room. He and I have a love hate relationship in which he loves to try to kill me and I hate to prove to him that he can't. laughs but he's pretty cool. In the chapters he is in we will refer to him as Sparrow.

Kat is a great online friend of mine. She is extremely agile and quiet so she will play a very good part in this story.

Hooters Restaurant Jessica King is really weird when it comes to this place and she loves to be weird so one time we were making jokes about our future careers and she suddenly said that it was her lifelong dream to work at hooters. Hah, that was the beginning of it; we're always making jokes about that.

The Taco gods is Jessica's favorite thing right now next to the midgets.

About our school:

We attend a local private school named Grace Christian School and they have a very strict dress code. Boys have to wear dress pants, a collared shirt and belt, shirts tucked in at all times. On Tuesday they all have to wear ties because that is chapel day. Girls have to wear skirts or dresses that can't come above the middle of the knee and the same goes for the split. The shirts have to have a collar only a fist length below the neck line and no lower. They are not allowed to wear pants unless it is dress down day in which we can wear loose fitting but not baggy jeans but we have to pay five dollars for it. Oh and they can't wear skin tight clothes either. Boys hair can't come below the tops of their ears and eyebrows and it can't be long in the back either.

Well I think that is about it. The next chapter was written by TriggerSk8 so it wasn't me. This chapter will be updated every once in a while to tell about new characters and such in the story so check back for references on what you do not know about, if what you have a question about is not in here write your question in a review and I will address it in the next chapter and update this page.

Bye!