Disclaimer: I do not own the Twilight series and I'm glad I don't own the pathetic actors that they picked for the movie. I think Edward is decent, Bella is a good choice and Alice would be nice if the dyed her hair the correct color. Other than that the others are extremely sad. Especially Emmett. Sorry I'm so opinionated.

A/N: This is a story that just popped in my head so I ran with it. AU: All human. For my other story this is why it took so long to update, sorry.

Match Maker

"Oh come on Bella, just for kicks it'll be fun." Alice said obviously trying to convince me in her musical voice. "You never know Bella you might just meet your dream guy." Rosalie added on in a sarcastic tone while popping her gum loudly.

I knew no matter how much I tried to protest I would fail, and most likely miserably. I exaggerated an annoyed sigh, which meant to Alice that I was giving in, or giving up whichever she preferred.

She squealed loudly to the point that I had to cover my ears. Within seconds she grabbed my hands and darted towards the computer each of us shared in our apartment. And Rosalie being Rosalie eventually became bored with the subject.

So she went back to the magazine that had her preoccupied only seconds ago. "Okay so what would you like your username to be?" Alice asked while turning towards the computer and the newly found match making website.

She sat me in the chair next to her and I began to drum my newly polished nails -thanks to Alice- on the desk to ponder how many possible usernames were out there. Her breathing became heavy symbolizing that she was becoming impatient with me.

She was too eager for this but of course she had a boyfriend so I was her one and only target thanks to Rosalie having a boyfriend as well. Both of them very nice, Jasper for Alice and Emmett for Rosalie. They were all made for each other.

Now Alice was only hoping to do the same for me, except she was going about it all wrong. I mean a match making website? Most likely the worst choice possible.

I could be dating a fifty year old man who is bed ridden from some unknown disease before I even know it. That is how random the internet is, but Alice seems to trust it so completely.

I turned back to her then remembering that she was waiting; -very impatiently I might add- on me to make a small decision that might just decide my lost love life. Or maybe that love life never existed.

"Just Bella." I announced warily. She gave me a strange look showing that she obviously didn't like the name I picked. Too bad. She turned towards the computer and entered Bella. And for some reason I became very particular about the name and just had to correct her even though I shouldn't really care.

"No not Bella, Just Bella." I said with some strange sharp edge to my voice. Finally understanding Alice changed the name on the screen and hit the sign up button.

After that it was all me, a few predictable questions and then waiting for a reply, which Alice couldn't wait for. The questions were simple: height, weight, hair and eye color, school, job, pets, likes and dislikes, forgettable things like favorite animal and color, and age which happens to be nineteen.

Yes Alice, Rosalie and I all go to Oregon State University, for the reason of that it's just far enough away from Charlie that I don't expect any surprise visits. One state can put so much distance, and that's exactly what I needed.

But after about forty five minutes of endless and useless questions I was finished. I leaned back in my chair and began to stretch. I was stiff from sitting in one position for so long and my eyes burned from staring at the screen.

I turned my head towards the clock and saw that it was eleven at night. I pushed myself away from the desk and began to head towards the bathroom to brush my teeth when Alice started to speak.

"Bella where are you going?" She whined. "To brush my teeth, unfortunately I have early classes tomorrow and if I don't get enough sleep you will wake to a horrifying creature in the bed next to you." I said while sliding closer to the bathroom door.

She pouted but that was to be expected. Within ten minutes I was in my bed and ready for much needed sleep - and annoyed thanks to the protesting of Alice wishing not to ever allow me sleep- and with that I shut my eyes tightly and waited for unconsciousness.

I woke up at eight o' four, of course late. My luck, always fleeting. I reached for the floor with my foot to get out of bed but somehow I actually missed the floor and went flailing out of my bed head first.

This extremely loud sound, due to the fact that apparently I have a hard head, woke Alice and Rosalie. They both glanced towards the clock and groaned each placing the pillow back over their heads.

This was college minus all the amazing experiences that you expected. Classes work and a little bit more of each. No parties (which I hated anyways) and no fun.

I looked back at Alice and Rosalie, only one of them was truly a friend to me. Rosalie and I had never gotten anywhere in the direction of a friendship in the last two years and eventually I became fine with that.

Now all three of us were sharing an apartment right off of campus. As we half ran out the door trying to make it to our classes on time which was impossible twenty minutes ago Alice yelled a high pitch "Wait!"

Rosalie and I both looked at her seriously and then she threw in "we have to check for any replies!" The serious looks turned into wary ones. We both sighed in unison while Alice skipped/ran pathetically over to the computer.

She placed her fingers on the keyboard waiting for the screen to start up and as soon as it did her hands were like lightning signing into the website before I could blink.

I closed my eyes trying to gather my thoughts but was interrupted by an obvious Alice squeal. "I told you! I just knew it! Look, eleven replies in less than twelve hours!" She yelled, completely giddy while hopping up and down.

I looked towards the screen but not before noticing a somewhat jealous look on Rosalie's face, it was nice and I wanted to bask in the moment but I would look like a fool and quickly let it go.

I hated to admit that I was kind of happy at the thought of so many people. But I was also very surprised. "Alice we need to go, we miss class so much they're going to suspect that we're transfers." I said while reaching for the door and placing one foot outside.

She was pouting again put quickly shut the computer off, glancing back at it every other step that she took. In keeping her attention on the computer while walking she bumped into the door and Rosalie and I let out a few chuckles at the small event.

Class began, (I got in an extra nap) and then it ended with a loud bell. Each moment of the day Alice would whine saying that the suspense was killing her and that she was thinking about ditching because she couldn't wait any longer.

I told her she couldn't ditch because I wanted to see it first for obvious reasons and that I wasn't ditching. For the fact that I have missed too much class and my grades are going down, way down.

Truth be told I actually wanted to put off checking any of the replies as long as possible. I wasn't really sure why, maybe it was just because I didn't want to end up disappointed.

So when we went to lunch I ate my food bit by bit, grain of rice for each bite. And then the bathroom, I was proud to say I took a full thirty minutes. And other countless things like walking very slowly, talking to random people about their day, getting a long sip of water from the fountain and many more.

Alice began to scream at the top of her lungs. "Bella if you don't get your ass over here right now so help me-!" She didn't think she had to finish that sentence and neither did I. Of course Rosalie got a few laughs out of it which made me a bit cross.

Alice never had the gift of patience and I had grown used to that, as well as Rosalie. I went in slow-mo towards the sidewalk and Alice made a loud and childish huff.

We got there in time to Alice flinging herself across the room to the computer, and got even more when she screamed due to the increased amount of replies.

Yes I admit that I smiled yet again that people even cared to check me out. I knew this would be a long night so I decided to get myself prepared.

I took a quick shower, put on my robe, and got a water bottle and some strawberries. Alice literally began to tap her foot while waiting and yes it did make me laugh quite a bit.

So with that I took a deep breath secretly praying that I wouldn't be disappointed. Of course that would mean good luck, which as I said earlier was always fleeting. How sad.

A small cliff, or maybe a big one that's for you to decide, and it's only the first chapter. Please read my other stories if you like this one, even though this one might turn out to be the best.

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