AN: Yeah so these are just random one shots of when student(s) in Hogwarts go nuts!!!

Disclaimer: If I owned Harry Potter I would be at a stripper club right now instead of typing some insane disclaimer!

Remus was sitting in History of Magic bored out of his mind, although he would never admit it to James, Sirius, and Peter. He was grateful that they didn't have this class with him. He shuddered at the thought of what they would say if they knew he was staring blankly at the board along with everyone else in class. As he was listening to Professor Binns drone on about Goblin Riots something came over him.

"Professor Binns", he said.

"Yes, Remus"

"James is a stag", he said. Everyone looked confused.

"Uh-", Professor Binns began.

"Do you realize what this means?" Remus interrupted.

"Er-", Professor Binns began once more.

"It means that if you could find a bag big enough to fit James in you'd have a STAG IN A BAG!!GEDDIT!!A STAG IN A BAG!!" he laughed maniacally. He then jumped on top of his desk and began to dance.

A few people laughed at Lupin's sudden bout of insanity. Others looked concerned.

"I'm not surprised", someone whispered. "Anyone who hangs out with James and Sirius as much as he does is bound to go nuts." There were murmurs of agreement.

Professor Binns was visibly flustered. "MR. LUPIN!" he screamed.

Remus stopped dancing and looked at his Professor very seriously. "You'd better watch it Binns. I'm a Marauder. I'll cut you."

Binns opened his mouth to speak but was cut off by a girl shouting.

"Remus! What has gotten into you!" Lily said. Remus looked at Lily. 'Lily rhymes with Chilly' he thought. 'Chilly rhymes with Billy.' He smiled and said, "Nothin Chilly Billy."

"WHAT!" she screamed.

"Uhhh-", Remus said. He was starting to feel funny again. He looked down. Why was he standing on his desk? Why was everybody staring at him? He sat in his seat.

"Are you feeling all right, Mr. Lupin?" Professor Binns asked. He looked a little scared.

"Er…yeah I think so", Remus said.

"Okay class if you will turn your attention back to the board", said Binns. Pretty soon everybody went back to staring blankly at the board, but a few people were still staring at him warily.

'What was that all about?' he wondered. 'Whatever it was I hope it doesn't happen EVER again.'