Hey, there! i've had this fic in my head for a long time and i just had to write it. The idea came from a review I sent to "Un Cuento de los mares del Norte" by MaddyIdol. I'll get around to translating this fit into Spanish later. Anyway, hope you like it~

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"Hmnnnn..."-Trafalgar Law purred softly as he stared at himself in the mirror of his personal quarters.

"Not bad..."-he softly said.

He'd woken up late but still tired from all the work and studying he'd been doing the night before, studying medicine books for hours and hours. He was widely known as the Surgeon of Death and held quite a high bounty so he took pride in keeping his habilities as accurately deathly as he also meant that he took very little sleep and thus, had dark circles under his eyes. However, he didn't mind that much, because he realised that with them he looked even more misterious.

"Not bad at all..."-he said again, as he stroked his goatee. He also petted his sideburns, marvelling in the silkiness (but in a very masculine way) of his facial hair.

"hmnn"-he purred again, smirking in delight.

"...aaaand that hat!"-he started talking louder. "Aw, the hat! you furry hat, you!" he chuckled out.

Then he twirled a little. "And that ass...grrrrrrr...I COULD EAT YOU UP, MR TRAFALGAR!". At this point he was almost shouting in exilaration from his handsomeness.

Closing his eyes in extasis, he threw back his head and hollered "G'DAMNNIT, LAW. WHY YOU SO HOT?! YOU SO DAMNN H-" However, this was also the moment when the Heart Pirates second mate decided to open the door to ask his captain why he was taking so long, since they had just reached land.

At the sound of the door opening the captain's eyes snapped open and met Bepo's beady black ones.

Then, they just stared at each other.

For 5 minutes.

Then Bepo slowly retreated out of the room and closed the door.

Law sighed and shaked his head as if lamenting the bear's timing.

Throwing a last look at his reflection, he slapped his butt again and followed his crew mate.

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So, how was it? i hope you enjoyed it. I had a great time writing this and i still chuckle a little whenever i re-read it(to look for mis-types and all that shitzz). Btw, if you see any mistake please tell me so I can change it (my new computer doesn't have the auto-corrector in English yet g'damnn).

R&R anyone? :3