SilverRogue: This is a songfic for Lance and Kitty. The name of the song is "Me Neither" Picture this: Lance is at a party, and he sees Kitty. He uses every pick up line he knows. Please r/r

Nightshade: Oh, btw, SilverRogue owns nothing.

Me Neither



Kitty I've been standin' here just watchin' you all night

And I'm sure I've even caught you watchin' me a couple times

If I don't ask I'll never know

This may sound dumb, but here we go

Do you believe in love at first sight?

.

Me neither!

I'm glad that we agree

Believe me

That's a big relief!

Well, this dance is really crowded

And this music is so loud

Would you like to go and grab a bite to eat?

Me neither

.

It's nice to finally know a girl who doesn't move too fast

I was only checkin', that's the reason that I asked

Relationships need time to grow

Me and you should take this slow

And Kitty tell me, would you like to dance

.

Me neither!

I'm only bein' polite,

Thank goodness!

My feet are much too tired

I'm sure you're tired too.

I can see an empty booth

Would you like to maybe sit and talk a while

.

Me neither

We'd never get along

I'm thinkin' there's no chemistry at all

This has been a waste of time

And I'm runnin' outta lines

Don't you think it's time for me to end this song

Me neither