Here is a hetalie fanfic based from a Dutch commercial. You can find it at youtoube looking up - Heineken on Mars commercial –
Most of the European nations had come together at Finland's home because from there they would be able to control the Mars robot for the H.E.L.L.O. Project. They had all waited a few years before the space shuttle had finally reached its destination. They expected the best but didn't rule out any possible failures.
England had overseen the whole project and had a smug smile because with this project he would be able to rub it in the faces of that frog France and that moron America. Because thanks to his leadership they would find out if there truly was life on Mars or not.
When the shuttle entered the atmosphere it dropped its last part which flew with high speed to the ground of Mars. But in the middle of the sky it opened and parachutes came out to slow its fall. "The parachutes opened and they look like they are working perfectly." The Swedish nation gave a grunt and said something that only the other Baltic nations seem to understand.
"Airbags open and ready for inbound." England said and looked happy as the airbags seemed to do their work and bounced on the surface of the red planet. "We should get visual any moment." Just as he had finished the screen turned on and the camera showed the planet. "Good work, Germany and Prussia." England complemented the two for their good work on which they both had different way off answering the compliment. "It was no problem." "Kesesese, everything we create is awesome."
"Alright! If there is life the Dutch will find it." England said as the whole room kept on looking towards the screen as the Dutch nation controlled the robot. But all of a sudden the robot stopped and seemed to transform. The wheels turned in chairs, the eyes turned into beer taps, and a neon sign with the text 'Biertje?' appeared on it. "And now we wait." Said the tall nation as he lighted his pipe.
"Wha … WHAT IS HE DOING." England roared loudly and the room burst out in a loud discussion. West Germany looked strange. "I can't remember that being in the plans nor putting any of that there." The eyes off nearly the whole room turned to Prussia who looked smug. "Holland came to me with this idea and were originally planning to send German beer but we drank it all. So we putted hid beer in it. It might not be as awesome as my beer but it ain't bad. Kesesese." The former nation laughed and started to cough loud. The whole room looked completely shocked and Holland just nodded his head.
England couldn't belief that someone could be this stupid beside America. He could already hear France and America make fun of him because this situation. From that moment he would start planning a world war three just to kill both Holland and Prussia for this.
Biertje = Beer