Battle Hymn of Lord Voldemort
Disclaimer: I do NOT own Harry Potter, and I got the idea for this song from Steve Cavanaugh's 'Battle Hymn of the Empire' from his 'Songbook of the Whills."
Rating: G
Summary: just a songfic making fun of His Grand High Moronicness and his crew
To the tune of 'Battle Hymn of the Republic'
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Oh put your hands together for the ruler of the Dark
He's the boss from Albainia out to the grand ol' English park
Once he wiped out half the Aurors, and then passed out cigars!
And he keeps marching on!
*Chorus*
Glory, glory to the Dark Lord
Glory, glory to the Dark Lord
Glory, glory to the Dark Lord
He just keeps marching on!
And now we bow in reverence to this really evil Lord
Voldie dresses all in ebony and loves to be abhorred
And he's got himself some lackeys, too bad they're dumb as boards
And he keeps marching on!
*Chorus*
We are the wizard prison guards, the Dementor elite
We will kill a wizard's happiness from about one hundred feet
But we can't be all that smart, because we haven't learned to speak!
We just keep marching on!
*Chorus*
I am the traitor Pettigrew, the Dark Lord's bonehead spy
A graduate of Hogwarts, a rat animagus am I
I sold off my friends the Potters, and a dozen muggles died
I just keep marching on!
*Chorus*
They call me Barty Crouch, I am the Dark Lord's right hand man
I impersonated Mad-Eye 'cause the Dark Lord said I can
True the Dementors did kiss me, I'd sooner be back in Azkaban
I just keep marching on!
*Chorus*
We're the legions of his Death Eaters, incompetent but true
We often target Mudbloods, but we can come after you
We idolize Sir Slytherin, and we have a cool tattoo
We just keep marching on!
*Chorus*
I'm the Headmaster of Durmstramg, my name is Karkaroff
A biased former Death Eater, at Dumbledore I scoff
I betrayed several Death Eaters, then from Voldie I ran off
I just keep marching on!
*Chorus*
I'm poor Professor Quirrel, with a turban on my head
I supposedly teach DADA, but I'm a Death Eater instead
I almost got that Potter kid, but he fried me so I'm dead
I just keep marching on!
*Chorus*
I'm Voldemort's ancestor, and they call me Slytherin
A parselmouth, I've had a basilisk since AD 710
My chamber may be closed, but it'll open once again
And I keep marching on!
*Chorus*
I am called Nagini, and I'm Voldemort's pet snake
I'm used to threaten Death Eaters, I really make them quake
I'd like to eat up Wormtail, but I'd get a tummy-ache
I'll just keep marching on!
*Chorus*
And now you know just who's behind Voldemort's 'impressive' reign
Those real incompetent morons who I think are all big pains
Defeated by a baby once, they will be once again
But they still keep marching on!
*Chorus x2*
AN- please review. If you think I've forgotten any evil dudes, let me know through a review or e-mail me at evylljedi@hotmail.com
Disclaimer: I do NOT own Harry Potter, and I got the idea for this song from Steve Cavanaugh's 'Battle Hymn of the Empire' from his 'Songbook of the Whills."
Rating: G
Summary: just a songfic making fun of His Grand High Moronicness and his crew
To the tune of 'Battle Hymn of the Republic'
___________________________________________________________________
Oh put your hands together for the ruler of the Dark
He's the boss from Albainia out to the grand ol' English park
Once he wiped out half the Aurors, and then passed out cigars!
And he keeps marching on!
*Chorus*
Glory, glory to the Dark Lord
Glory, glory to the Dark Lord
Glory, glory to the Dark Lord
He just keeps marching on!
And now we bow in reverence to this really evil Lord
Voldie dresses all in ebony and loves to be abhorred
And he's got himself some lackeys, too bad they're dumb as boards
And he keeps marching on!
*Chorus*
We are the wizard prison guards, the Dementor elite
We will kill a wizard's happiness from about one hundred feet
But we can't be all that smart, because we haven't learned to speak!
We just keep marching on!
*Chorus*
I am the traitor Pettigrew, the Dark Lord's bonehead spy
A graduate of Hogwarts, a rat animagus am I
I sold off my friends the Potters, and a dozen muggles died
I just keep marching on!
*Chorus*
They call me Barty Crouch, I am the Dark Lord's right hand man
I impersonated Mad-Eye 'cause the Dark Lord said I can
True the Dementors did kiss me, I'd sooner be back in Azkaban
I just keep marching on!
*Chorus*
We're the legions of his Death Eaters, incompetent but true
We often target Mudbloods, but we can come after you
We idolize Sir Slytherin, and we have a cool tattoo
We just keep marching on!
*Chorus*
I'm the Headmaster of Durmstramg, my name is Karkaroff
A biased former Death Eater, at Dumbledore I scoff
I betrayed several Death Eaters, then from Voldie I ran off
I just keep marching on!
*Chorus*
I'm poor Professor Quirrel, with a turban on my head
I supposedly teach DADA, but I'm a Death Eater instead
I almost got that Potter kid, but he fried me so I'm dead
I just keep marching on!
*Chorus*
I'm Voldemort's ancestor, and they call me Slytherin
A parselmouth, I've had a basilisk since AD 710
My chamber may be closed, but it'll open once again
And I keep marching on!
*Chorus*
I am called Nagini, and I'm Voldemort's pet snake
I'm used to threaten Death Eaters, I really make them quake
I'd like to eat up Wormtail, but I'd get a tummy-ache
I'll just keep marching on!
*Chorus*
And now you know just who's behind Voldemort's 'impressive' reign
Those real incompetent morons who I think are all big pains
Defeated by a baby once, they will be once again
But they still keep marching on!
*Chorus x2*
AN- please review. If you think I've forgotten any evil dudes, let me know through a review or e-mail me at evylljedi@hotmail.com