I am making a new collections of oneshots. I really don't need to add any more stories until I complete the rest, but boo-hoo. Here ya go.

Disclaimer: I do not own Assassin's Creed (I've never even played it!) or Tmnt. :)

Kuso-Darn it! Or as a curse word, sh**. Don't kill me! I cursed in another language, so yeah. Loophole.

Oyasuminasai- Good night.

-Chan after a name in Japanese means that you are fond of them. Kids or teens call each other this, it sort of means that they are your friend that you respect.

The Blushing Idiot With a Sleeping Angel in His Lap

The first night of April moving in was extremely awkward to say the least. I can't believe I was such a doofus! She probably thinks that I am an idiot. What did I do, you may ask? Well….

*Flashback*

Raph stretched his arms over his head and yawned loudly from his casual spot on the couch next to Leo, April, and Mikey. I wasn't really watching the intense game of Assassin's Creed like they were. I was on a bean bag chair on the floor, attempting to fix the microwave.

"Hey, g'night guys. I think I'm goin' to hit the sack." Leo nodded. "Me too. Its' been a long day." Mikey said nothing, he was engrossed in a battle on his new Xbox game. They left, leaving Mikey, April and I in an awkward silence. I grinned when the microwave hummed back to life after I reset the circuit breaker into place. April cocked her head in my direction.

"What did you just do?" She asked. I glanced up at her to see her light blue eyes studying the microwave in my hands. She looked so beautiful, even with her nightgown and pajama pants that hung loosely over her small frame. Her messy hair stood up in different directions, but it seemed as though she didn't mind.

"Don?" April questioned. Darn, I must've been staring! What and idiot! I coughed awkwardly into my arm, trying to cover my blushing face. "I uh, fixed the circuit breaker and screwed it back into place." April nodded. We sat in silence for a while. I was putting the finishing touches on my work while she observed.

"Hey Donnie?" She asked quietly.

"Yeah?"

"Where do I sleep?"

I face palmed. Of course she needed somewhere to sleep. What were we thinking? Well, I guess she could stay in my room on the bottom bunk that I use for the infirmary bed…I scowled.

"I am probably going to make a fool out of myself," I muttered. I shook away the negative thoughts and smiled sweetly at April.

"Uh, you uh, could sleep in my room if you want to." Yeah, Don, that didn't sound perverted at all. April raised an eyebrow. "Where, exactly in you room?" Yup, she thinks I'm a creep now. Smooth, love guru.

"On the bottom bunk of my bed!" I added quickly. "We use it for an infirmary bed, but it isn't used that often. Usually, just after Raph hurts himself on one of his 'world famous temper tantrums." Out of the corner of my eyes, I saw Mikey smirk at that one.

April giggled. "Okay, fine"

I grinned and led her into my room. In the corner was the flowchart of how to get her to hang out with me. I yelped and rushed to flip it over to the side that had no writing on it.

"What was that?" April asked. "N-n-nothing!" I stammered. She looked quizzically towards the dry erase board with the Space Heroes poster on it and sighed.

"Whatever you say." I showed her the bottom bunk where she would be sleeping, and she instantly crawled right under the covers.

"Goodnight Donnie," She whispered sleepily.

"Oyasuminasai, April-chan," I whispered back. I saw the corners of her lips curve upwards. I cracked my knuckles. "Now to get back to work," I muttered. One problem, though. April was in my room, but my room is also my lab... I bit my lip and tried to grab my laptop off of my table without disturbing my slumbering guest. I brought it up to my top bunk and began my research. I tried to tap the keys quietly, but at some point I must've forgotten that April was below me. April stirred in her sleep. I sucked in my breath, hoping that I didn't just wake her up. A few moments passed before a scratchy feminine voice broke the silence.

"Donnie?"

"Kuso!" I cursed sharply.

"Huh?"

"Nothing. Did I wake you up?"

"Yeah, kind of."

"Sorry. Go back to sleep. I'll try to be quieter."

April shifted in the bed below me. She rubbed her eyes and climbed up to my bunk. She took one look at me and giggled.

"What?" I asked. She climbed up on my bed and curled up under the covers. I grinned. Why she just covered up in my bed was beyond my knowledge. All I knew was that this scene couldn't be any more adorable. She curiously lifted her gaze over my screen and into my eyes.

"You don't have your mask on," she said.

"So?"

She laughed again. "I never realized how big your eyes were."

"They're better to see you with, my dear," I quoted with a smirk.

She rolled her eyes and pouted. "Why don't you have your mask on?"

"It's night." I laughed at her perplexed expression. "I don't really need it."

"Oh."

"You must be really tired," I said. "Go back to sleep."

She giggled and shut my laptop. "It's almost twelve. You go to sleep too, Einstein."

I opened up my laptop again. "No Mother Hen. I think I'm okay."

"Seriously, Don. Bed. Now."

"Seriously, April. Bed. Now," I mimicked.

She groaned. "Why are you so stubborn?"

"Because I like being stubborn." Not my best comeback, I admit, but I did just earn myself a harsh glare.

"Do you always do this?"

"Stay up late, or argue?"

"Both!"

"Yes to both."

"Why?"

"Number one, I have work to do. Number two, I can't sleep. Number three, I function better on three hours of sleep better than eight. For the arguing comment, all I have to say is that it's just pretty fun."

"You're impossible."

"Thank you,"

April rolled her eyes and moved my laptop to the edge of the bed. Before I could say anything she pushed me. I fell on my back, causing the red-head to smirk.

"Wow, this ninja must be really tired if he can't even defend himself from a little sixteen year old who has barely any fighting skills."

I opened my mouth, prepared to counter with a witty comeback, but none came to mind. April put her head on my plastron and before I knew it, she was out like a light. I panicked, my eyes widening in realization of what just happened. I planned to wake her up, but something in my gut told me to let her sleep. I stroked her hair and tucked the strands from her face behind her hair. I knew she was asleep, but I could've sworn I saw her smile. I'll take the harsh teasing from my brothers later. For now, the blushing idiot has an angel sleeping in his lap.