DISCLAIMER: WE OWN NONE OF THESE.

Tyki075: Hello people!

Vetus199914: I'm so so sorry for the info dump that is about to occur.

Tyki075: Alright, first things first (duh), there are so many things in this fanfiction, it is NOT just Harry Potter and Black Butler, there are SO many things, even if you don't know them we'll explain the basic plot of the story and the characters. This is also not really a first chapter, it's more of an explanation to what is about to occur so buckle your fucking seat belts and get ready to skip ahead to the next chapter if you don't want to read this shit (though I would suggest reading it).

Alex Rider:

Alex Rider (again)

Alan Blunt

Artemis Fowl:

Artemis Fowl (also again)

Holly Short

Attack on Titan:

Eren (Yes this is the dude from the title)

Marco (Don't get too attached... 'cause he won't stay attached)

Mikasa

Armin

Avatar the Last Airbender:

Aang

Zuko

Katara

Toph

Sokka

The Avengers:

Tony Stark

Steve Rogers

Bruce Banner

Thor

Clint Barton

Natasha Romanov

Black Butler:

Ciel Phantomhive

Sebastian Michaelis

Elizabeth Midford

Blue Exorcist:

Rin Okumura

Yukio Okumura

D. Gray-man:

Allen Walker

Tyki Mikk

Lenalee Lee

Lavi

Filth (Choaji Hans, he will be referred to as Filth this entire fanfiction)

Neah Walker

Road Kamelot

Darker Than Black:

Hei

Huong

Mao

November Eleventh

Death Note:

Light

L

Ryuk

Detective Conan/Case Closed:

Conan Edogawa

Kaito Kuroba

The Demon's Lexicon:

Alan Ryves

Nick Ryves

Jamie Crawford

Mae Crawford

Doctor Who:

The 10th Doctor

Captain Jack Harkness

Final Fantasy VII:

Cloud Strife

Zack Fair

Fullmetal Alchemist:

Ed Elric

Alphonse Elric

Good Omens:

Crowley

Aziraphale

H.I.V.E.:

Otto Malpense

Wing Fanchu

Laura Brand

Shelby Trinity

Harry Potter:

Harry Potter

Draco Malfoy

Heroes:

Peter Petrelli

Sylar

Homestuck:

Gamzee Makara

Karkat Vantas

John Egbert

Eridan Ampora

Rose Lalonde

Dave Strider

Jade Harley

Nepeta Leijon

Equius Zahhak

Feferi Peixes

Tavros Nitram

Aradia Megido

Sollux Captor

Kanaya Maryam

Vriska Serket

Terezi Pyrope

House MD:

Dr. Gregory House

Dr. James Wilson

How to Train Your Dragon:

Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III

Toothless

Infernal Devices:

Will Herondale

Jem Carstairs

John Dies at the End:

John

David Wong

Kingdom Hearts:

Riku

Sora

Kairi

Axel

Xion

Roxas

Aqua

Terra

Ventus

Legend of the Legendary Heroes:

Ryner Lute

Ferris Eris

Merlin:

Arthur Pendragon

Merlin

Mortal Instruments:

Magnus Bane

Alec Lightwood

Isabelle Lightwood

Simon Lewis

Jace Lightwood

Clarissa Fray

Noragami:

Yato

Yukine

Hiyori

Ouran High School Host Club:

Tamaki

Kyoya

Hikaru

Kaoru

Haruhi

Honey

Mori

Pandora Hearts:

Gil

Oz

Break

Alice

Percy Jackson:

Annabeth

Percy

Piper

Jason

Leo

Frank

Hazel

Thalia

Nico

Pirates of the Carribbean:

Captain Jack Sparrow

Captain Hector Barbossa

Potter Puppet Palls:

Severus Snape

Ron Weasley

Rise of the Guardians:

Jack Frost

Bunnymund

Septimus Heap:

Septimus

Jenna

Beetle

Simon

Nicko

Sherlock:

Sherlock
John

Soul Eater:

Franken Stein (Franken Face)

Spirit

Death the Kidd

Liz

Pattie

Soul

Tsubaki

Black Star

Supernatural:

Sam

Dean

Castiel

Sword Art Online

Kirito

Asuna

Klein

Yui

X-Men:

Cyclops

Rogue

Wolverine

Vetus: Oh I know what you think, we're done. Ohhoho you would be wrong! We still have the Villain's List! Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Tyki075: Heeeey! You can't take my lines! I typed that like two times already! Bitch!

Vetus: Aw! But you never let me say anything!

Tyki075: just get to the list already!

Vetus: Neh! Well, here we go!

Villain's List

Voldemort (Voldy) – Harry Potter

The Millennium Earl – D. Gray-man

The Undertaker – Black Butler

Medusa and Crona – Soul Eater

(President) Colossal Titan – Attack on Titan

Father and Homunculi – Fullmetal Alchemist

Kronos and Luke – Percy Jackson

The Vase – Ouran Highschool Host Club

Rabo – Noragami

Dom Daniel – Septimus Heap

Opal Koboi – Artemis Fowl

Scorpia – Alex Rider

Misa (Light is influencing her) – Death Note

Satan – Good Omens

Lucifer – Supernatural

Satan – Blue Exorcist

Samuel – Heroes

Pitch Black – Rise of the Guardians

Alvin the Treacherous – How to Train Your Dragon

Morgana – Merlin

Xehanort (Zanty) – Kingdom Hearts

The Overlord Protocol – H.I.V.E.

Sephiroth – Final Fantasy VII

Jonathan/Sebastian – the Mortal Instruments

Jack Noir (Jacky Boy) – Homestuck

The Magister – the Infernal Devices

Gerald – the Demon's Lexicon

Ozai (Fire Lord of the Fire) – Avatar: The Last Airbender

Korrok – John Dies at the End

Baskerville (Oz's Old Man) – Pandora Hearts

Amber – Darker Than Black

Sui and Kuu Orla (Those Pink Haired Shits) – Legend of the Legendary Heroes

The Master – Doctor Who

Davy Jones – Pirates of the Caribbean

Moriarty – Sherlock

Sickness, an aura, don't ask – House MD

Loki – the Avengers

Magneto – X-Men

Tyki075: Hahaha! I'm back in control! So, I know that this wasn't really a chapter but PLEASE bear with us, we WILL get to the actual story next chapter, we promise, just give us a chance. PLEASE! This story will be amazing, you just need to give us a chapter or two! Fav, follow, review, etc.

Vetus: Hasta la vista!

Tyki075: I hope we'll 'see' you next chapter!