Sooooo you want a FNAF fic. I have no original ideas sooooo. Here's what would happen if I had to take this stupid job.

''GET A GOD DAMN JOB ALREADY!"my friend yelled, tossing a newspaper at my head.

"I HAVE TO PAY ALL OF THE RENT WHILST YOU SIT AROUND DOING WHAT FILMING?!"

"It's you-tubing and I do get money from it, just not much"I murmured. I rubbed the bump on my head that was forming. I looked at the newspaper and scanned the jobs. There was only two, a security guard at Freddy's Pizzeria or an ice-cream taster at Melvin's Ice-cream. I looked at the information of the ice-cream seller and drove to the location.

"I-is this Melvin's I-ice Cream shop?"I asked the person knocking out the window.

"Naw man. They found drugs in the ice-cream and he's being closed down. All the money he earned is going to the Save Cancer Campaign." the guy said. All was left was the pizzeria.

~o.O.0.O.o~

I latched at every piece of furniture whilst kicking my legs in order to stop my friend who was currently trying to drag me to the door so she can drive me to the pizzeria. I read the information and researched it in case it was closed down. I found out there was reports of mucus and blood around animatronics eyes and the smell of rotting corpses coming from inside of the suits. Being the complete chicken I am, I chickened out. Unfortunately, my friend is a huge dictator and will travel to the ends of the earth to get me a stupid job. That meanie.

"KITTY ROSENDO NGUYEN!(I'm Asian)YOU ARE GOING TO THAT JOB WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!" she yelled waking up the people on the other side of the Earth.

"NO!" I latched my arms around a table leg, hanging on for dear life.

"Come on, Kitty, it's just checking some cameras and if you complete the job I promise to never bug you about it again and buy you ice-cream every week,"she bribed.

"...Fine b-but you have to come w-with me on the job,"

"promise?"

"promise."

~o.O.0.O.o~

3:30pm

I opened the door into the pizzeria. Jeez, this place is hella dirty. The animatronics were singing and there was very few children cheering for them. I had my best dress on, a very light blue dress with dark blue polka dots with a white ribbon around the middle. I was also wearing a blue headband. I went to one of the staff and asked,"Um, do y-you know where the manager is?" I asked. The guy nodded and took me to his office.

"I would like to apply for the job," I said and gave him my resume'.

He glanced at it and returned it before saying," You got the job, here's your uniform, it is optional but the badge isn't along with the keys. Here's the contract, sign here and here. Ok?"

"Okay,"i answered. I skimmed the contract before signing it. I never got a job this quick.

"I advise you to be to least 10 minutes early ok?"

"Ok!". I picked up the uniform and went into the car where my friend Aiko was waiting for me.

"Did you get the job?" she asked.
"Yes," I answered, getting into the car. She drove us to the ice-cream place and we had ice-cream.

11:00pm

I got out a black shirt that says 'You can spell random ~without~, Tangerine, Sword fish,Disco Car.' in big green bubble writing. I also wore blue shorts. If I'm going to spend 6 hours sitting on my ass doing nothing, might as well be comfortable. I pinned the badge on and put a black headband in my hair. If you want to know, my black hair is dipped-died purple. And I also brought my i phone 6 (fully charged) and a flashlight with extra batteries.

11:30pm

I unlocked the door to the pizzeria and looked at the animatronics. Now that they're not performing, they looked creepy as heck.

"A-aiko... I'm not to sure about this," I murmured.

"Woman up lady... Woman up," she replied. Her plain black hair was tied onto a pony tail and she was wearing the actual uniform along with the hat.

12:00pm

We mucked around in the office until 12.

RING RING RING (From this point on, I'm making it in 'script form' cause there is alot of talking. K stands for Kitty. PG stands for phone guy and A stands for Aiko. This style will only be in the nights. And free drinking game whenever someone swears.)

PG: Hello, hello? Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night. Um, I actually worked in that office before you. I'm finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact. So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I'm here to tell you there's nothing to worry about. Uh, you'll do fine. So, let's just focus on getting you through your first week. Okay?

K and A: Oh that's nice.

PG: Uh, let's see, first there's an introductory greeting from the company that I'm supposed to read. Uh, it's kind of a legal thing, you know. Um, "Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person.

A: He's probably joking.

K: W-what?

PG: Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced."

K:W-what have you gotten us into?

A: What do you mean? It's probably a prank

PG: Blah blah blah, now that might sound bad, I know, but there's really nothing to worry about.

K: Oh no.

PG: Uh, the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No. If I were forced to sing those same stupid songs for twenty years and I never got a bath? I'd probably be a bit irritable at night too. So, remember, these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children and we need to show them a little respect, right? Okay.

A: What does he mean by quirky?

K: oh no oh no OH NO!

PG: So, just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uh, they're left in some kind of free roaming mode at night. Uh...Something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long. Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the day too. But then there was The Bite of '87. Yeah. I-It's amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, you know?

A and K: EXCUSE ME?

PG: Uh, now concerning your safety, the only real risk to you as a night watchman here, if any, is the fact that these characters, uh, if they happen to see you after hours probably won't recognize you as a person. They'll p-most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton without its costume on. Now since that's against the rules here at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, they'll probably try to...forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazbear suit. Um, now, that wouldn't be so bad if the suits themselves weren't filled with crossbeams, wires, and animatronic devices, especially around the facial area. So, you could imagine how having your head forcefully pressed inside one of those could cause a bit of discomfort...and death. Uh, the only parts of you that would likely see the light of day again would be your eyeballs and teeth when they pop out the front of the mask, heh.

K and A: WE ARE DOOOOOMED

PG: Y-Yeah, they don't tell you these things when you sign up. But hey, first day should be a breeze. I'll chat with you tomorrow. Uh, check those cameras, and remember to close the doors only if absolutely necessary. Gotta conserve power. Alright, good night.

Will they survive? Most likely yes and stay tuned for next time. BYE!