A/N: this is something I've been thinking about doing for along time. Hope you enjoy.
Summary: This story is about Edward and Roy sending letters back and forth. Just watch how each letter changes over time. :)
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Dear Colonel Fart-bag,
Just want to let you know that I have found no more clues to my quest and that I-used-all-your-money-to-buy-new-clothes. Anyway, I will be heading in to Central to receive a new mission. But first I have to make a pit stop at my mechanic's house. I need my auto-mail repaired and Al wants visit mother's grave.
Oh! I'd almost forgot, I met up with Armstrong on the way to East city and he showed me this hilarious picture of you in your boxers. He told me you were late to a meeting so you rushed out of you apartment so fast that you forgot your pants. I couldn't stop laughing! Love the rubber duckies!
-Ed