A/N: This is my newest way of procrastinating over all of my college work, as well as my current writers block... Ah, well. I'll get on top of it all eventually.

Maybe.

Disclaimer:I do not and will not ever own Harry Potter.

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'Now slip me snug about your ears, I've never yet been wrong, I'll have a look inside your mind and tell where you belong!'

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Ronald Weasley

Ah, another Weasley. I know just what to do with you...

Please, please, please, please, please—

"GRYFFINDOR!"

Blimey... Really?

Hah, in your face, Fred and George!

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