Disclaimer:I do not own Kingdom Hearts or Zelda,but I own the games...

"AHHHHH SOMEONE SAVE ME!!!",Princess Namine screamed wildly.

Namine was in the clutches of the Evil Dark Lord Axel.

"Princess Namine,marry me and you shall rule by my side!!"

"You've got to be kidding me...Not while you're wearing that..."

"Hey what is wrong with my wardrobe?!"

"Well for instance look at your hair!!!!!"

Then they heard the sound of glass being broken...

Roxas had broken the window of Axel's castle and jumped in carrying a sword and sheild.

"FINALLY!!!"whined Namine

"WELL EXCUSEEEE ME PRINCESS!!!!!!!"

"Hero Roxas?!!! How did you break through my guards?!This place is completely surrounded!!!"

"Look old man,I'm not here cuz I want to,but because I have to."

"WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!!"Namine yelled as she lay on the floor completely tied up.

"Never mind that,I'm gonna beat you to a pulp kid!!!!!!!!"Yelled Axel.

Axel swung a punch at Roxas nearly hitting him on the stomach,but Roxas had dodged his punch causing Axel to miss and swing his entire hand into the wall.

"Damn you pretty strong for an old man." Said Roxas

"I'M NOT AN OLD MAN!!!!!!!!!"

"Says you...Denying it will only give you grey hairs..."

"DO YOU SEE ANY GREY HAIRS ON MY BEAUTIFUL RED HAIR?!!"

"Yeah you have some on the back of your head."

"Huh...where?"

Axel started to finger through his hair.

"The sad things about these Villains is that they always get distracted."

"Huh?"

But Axel had turned around too late.Roxas had already kicked him in the face.

"AHHHHHHHHH!!!My beautiful face!!!!!!!!"

Axel jumped out the window and started to fly.

"I'll be back for you ROXAS!!!!!"

Then Axel disappeared into thin air.

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"Uhm,a little help here?"said Namine

"Oh right!!"

"And you're the hero my father sent to rescue me?!"

Roxas started to untie Namine.

"WELL EXCUSE ME PRINCESS."

"Whatever..."

"How about a little kiss for your hero?"

"HELL NO!!!!"

"Don't hate on me."

"I can't believe you're supposed to be the hero of time..."

"Well,DEAL!"

"Fine,fine whatever, lets go already."

Namine had followed Roxas out of the castle an into a hideous looking boat with the head of a lion.

"you've got to be kidding me."

"Well EXCUSEE ME PRINCESS!!"

"Shut your mouth lets go already."

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There the first and last chapter of my Kingdom hearts and zelda themed story...

(c)ohxsoxbliss

Loosley based on the Zelda windwaker and kingdomhearts 2