Alright, I know that I am not known for writing stories on the site, but I think I finally found a good story idea. I have posted two stories prior to this, but I deemed them as junk and trashed them... Hopefully I will keep this one. Also, I think flamers make the most excellent marshmallow roasters... Speaking of which I have two bag fulls with me. :)

Disclaimer: I do not own Super Smash Brothers, but I do own this idea, story, and possible one or two OC's if I put them in.


The Smash Mansion was unusually quiet, it was January 1st and most everyone had just recently gone to bed after they had spent the night partying. That was everyone save a certain Avian and Lupine, who had left half way during the party arguing about something that only two hard headed Lylatians could argue about.

"Wolf! Would you listen to me? You had better get along with Fox this year, or Master Hand is going to kick one of you two out, and it will probably be you!"

"It wasn't even me that started it you dim witted bird!" Retorted Wolf, as they walked out on to the third story balcony to continue their argument.

"Oh yeah? And what did Fox do? He's not exactly the type of person I would expect to start something like that."

"Falco, were you not there when he..."

"That's enough you two! I swear if you say one more word about me, someone is going flying tonight!" Yelled Fox, as he came out on to the balcony and motioned that the offender would be flying over the balcony rail, instead of in an Arwing or Wolfen.

"Yeah? I'd like to see you try Fox!" Challenged Wolf as him and Falco turned on Fox.

Fox backed up against the Mansion wall as the two started to approach him, "Wait a minute! I didn't do anything!" Fox stated, searching for his gun.

"Yeah, well interrupted our fun Foxie, and now its time to pay the price" Falco grinned before drawing his own gun.

"Exactly how many drinks did you have back there!" He asked, as he noticed that nether of them seemed to be acting sanely. He reached for his gun, which was not where it was suppose to be on his belt and drew it.

In a flash of purple, Wolf dashed forward and knocked the gun out of Fox's hand. Just as quickly as Wolf had used Wolf Illusion, Falco had fired a shot from his blaster, stunning Fox.

Stunned, Fox faintly saw the night sky light up in a crimson color as the clouds parted from the blood moon. Looking right at it, he lost sense of what was happening and barely felt Wolf hit him on the side of his head with a sheathed paw. Regaining some sanity, Falco noticed that the sky was indeed red, and turned around to see the red moon. Upon seeing it he seemed to enter a daze before collapsing next to the Vulpine.

Wolf however, was some what shaken as to what could have sent both Fox and Falco into a daze, and the latter, unconscious. Just now taking note of the red light that shone on to the two Lylatians, he turned to see the moon illuminating him. Like the two before him, he became lost in the beauty of the moon, before falling unconscious and hitting the floor of the balcony next to his rivals.


All was quiet and peaceful as Link woke up, taking note of where he was. He was sprawled out on the couch in the living room of the Mansion, and surveyed the mess. Numerous smashers were passed out in some interesting positions, but the thing that got him the most was that Zelda was resting almost on top of him. He knew it was not alcohol that put either of them in this odd position, because alcohol never seemed to affect the Triforce bearers. Sighing, he carefully maneuvered himself out from underneath her, still wondering what had taken place the night before.

He agilely made his way over a passed out hedgehog, between two oddly close swords men. Whom he recognized as Ike and Marth, and just barely past a drunk chimpanzee that was hanging from something on the ceiling just in front of the doorway to the kitchen. Once inside the kitchen, he had to go around the bodies of Kirby and Yoshi, who seemed like they had been eating everything before they had passed out.

Once he got to the refrigerator, he sighed in frustration as he noticed a rather obese penguin laying in front of it. Putting on his gauntlets, he was able to move the large penguin out of the way, just enough to go into the fridge and grab himself his daily cup of coffee. Then he realized that something was not right, "Isn't Wolf usually up to watch the sunrise?" he said out loud.

He got even more curious as to what was happening, when he walked through the dining room and saw everyone but the three Lylatians. He walked up the two flights of stairs to the third floor, where their rooms were, and noticed that the balcony door was opened. He immediately spotted Wolf who was passed out in the doorway, then as he got closer, he noticed that Falco and Fox were also passed out, and that their guns were drawn.

Falco was still clutching his, but Fox's had apparently been kicked near to the edge of the balcony. Carefully walking over them, he picked up the gun and clipped it to Fox's magnetic clip. Backing away, he then started shouting at them to wake up, knowing that something was not right. They had always had a habit of all three almost never being in the same place as each other, let alone being passed out next to each other.

After ten minutes of shouting for them to get up, he knew something was not right, so he went to get Dr. Mario. Whom he found in the infirmary looking after a rather bruised Snake and Captain Falcon. Laughing as he realized that they must of attempted to flirt with Samus... Link then called over to Dr. Mario, "Hey Doc, I found something that you might want to see."

"Link, can't you see I'm busy treating my patients?"

"Yes, but this might be important."

Dr. Mario then put away his medical supplies, and asked Link, "What's important enough to tear me away from my patients?"

"Well, I found Fox, Falco, and Wolf, all out on the balcony, passed out..." This immediately aroused concern in the doctor, and he hastily grabbed his medical bag and followed Link back up to the third floor.

"Is there any blood Link?"

"No... This time its rather odd, there are no apparent injuries, but two of them had their guns drawn and none of them will wake up."

"Oh good... They must of used stun," The doctor replied as they got to the balcony. Setting down his bag, he took out a pin light and examined their eyes. "This is unusual... None of them have the dilated pupils, as one would have when drunk, but all three of them seem to have blood red eyes." He observed as he checked over the three anthropomorphic animals. "Hey Link, do me a favor and put Falco's gun away? I don't want to get shot if he wakes up all of a sudden"

Link immediately tried prying the gun away from the avian, but to no avail, "I can't, he's gripping it rather hard" Link responded as the gun did not budge. Taking his gauntlets once again, he carefully managed to pry the bird's fingers away without break them. After a few minutes of trying, he was finally able to yank it out of the bird's death grip. "Alright... would you like me to take all of their guns and reflectors away incase?" With a brief nod by Dr. Mario, gathered up all of the Lylatians' equipment and stuffed them into the bag that he carried on his belt.

"Alright, see if you can rouse up a couple of the less drunk smashers... Lets move these three down to the infirmary." With that, Link darted off to find his fellow Triforce bearers, whom he knew would not be drunk.


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