Bison takes over the world.
Another story from a random man who takes things too seriously. But hey…a good amount of the humour in his stories comes from him taking things too seriously.
In Street Fighter 2 (in any of the versions where you can play as M. Bison, Vega in the Japanese version, he's called M. Bison in my country, look it up) when the player completes the game as Bison, Bison succeeds in taking over the world. Now I'm pretty sure the ending in this game is non-canonical as neither Street Fighter 3 or 4 or any of the other Street Fighter games seem to deal with this ending. But let's investigate a bit more into this ending. How does winning a Street Fighter Tournament make you ruler of the world? My guess is it went a bit like this….and to make this make a bit more sense. Let's make who his final opponent is here Sagat and not…HIMSELF. Really, he had to kick the crap outta himself to conquer the world? Irony…
Bison stood over Sagat's bruised and broken body. He had did it, There was no one left to challenge him. The bad guy…had actually won.
Bison stood as the judges handed his trophy to him. An injured Ryu and Sagat stood to the side.
"You will bow to me!" Bison snarled at them. He then turned to the judges. "Bow to me!" he growled.
Ryu, Sagat and the judges didn't argue. They did what they were asked.
Bison was proud of all the power he had received, and knew just what to do with it. He got on a plane to the United States of America.
Bison marched up to the White House and kicked the door down to the President's office.
"I'm running things now." He growled at the president.
"What gives you the right to DO THAT!?" shouted the president.
"This Street Fighter trophy says so asswipe. Now…..HOP IT."
"Guards. Kill him!" the president shouted to his guards.
Two guards reached for their pistols and shot at Bison. Bison held up his hand and stopped the bullets with his psycho power. He then turned the bullets over in the opposite direction and fired the bullets at the guards. They both fell to the ground dead.
"I can do that with any other thing you throw with me." Bison growled. "I am above the army! Now get lost, you can't compare with my powers!"
"Yes sir…." Said the now ex-president.
Was there anybody left who could stop this evil scumbag?
Why yes there was…
Ryu, Ken, Chun-Li and Guile, were getting healed in the hospital in Thailand ashamed that they had lost against Bison.
"That bastard will pay." Growled Ken.
Guile's hospital television was on a news television network. Guile watched on the hospital television that Bison had got all the country's governments to hand over their control to him. Any attack against him involving guns would be opposed and thrown back against them. Bison played the security video of the guards trying to shoot Bison, only to have them killed by their own bullets. He also threatened to use the U.S nuclear missles against the countries if they didn't hand over their control to them. The countries had no choice, every country, territory in the world was handed over to Bison. Guile was in shock of the whole thing.
"What did Bison's parents do to him!?" Guile said in shock.
Ryu, Ken, Guile and Chun-Li couldn't stand back and watch all this happen. They had to do something…..
The four of them decided to team up to stop Bison.
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