A/N: BRING ON THE RANDOMNESS!

Disclaimer: I regretfully Announce that in fact i don't own VK.


Today was the day. The day I ask Kaname Kuran a life threatening world changing question that would change the course of time forever…I just had to find the bugger first.

Now luckily as a prefect I can approach any of the night class without Yuki giving me a ten minute rant on how they want to be left alone. The bitch.

Now back to the present…I'm now currently patrolling the garden/forest/whatever of the night class.

'Miss Alice?'

'HOLY CHOCOLATE FUDGE!'

I quickly turned around to the culprit who had called my name kun-fu position at the ready, incase it was Aido, but it wasn't. It was Kaname.

'Damn Kaname-sama are you trying to give me an early grave?'

'I have no intention of that'

'Good, now I have a very important Question.'

'And what would that be Miss Alice?'

'What shampoo products do you use on your hair?'

Kaname Went red

'I-er…..I don't wash my hair…'

Alice deadpanned.

'You serious bro?'

Kaname nodded, in shame.

'The dirty get...' Alice thought.


A/N: thank you for reading!

B-Chan