Mady: this is a parody for a school project that got rejected.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything except the idea.
Ever need a knife tough enough to cut through almost anything? Well you came to the right place! Silverman's Butcher Knife is made of stainless steel and guaranteed to never ever go dull! Perfect for cutting off the head of that pesky chicken.
This knife is perfect for cutting fruits and vegetables. Not into cooking? No worries! This knife is also perfect for cutting off limbs, like legs, so that troublesome captive won't run off! Don't like it quick and to the point? No problem! Silverman's Butcher Knife doesn't only cut off limbs, it can inflict the pain you need for those long torture sessions!
Silverman's Butcher Knife is not the knife for you if you frequently slice your hands for you can lose fingers or hands! It can also be bad for your sanity and the health of others that get to close.
It's useful for cooks and murderers alike! Just be sure to clean up the blood and hide the body if the Police come knocking!
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