To the to tune of "Girl Next Door" by Saving Jane. From B'Elanna's POV.
Disclaimer: I don't own "Girl Next Door", Seven, or B'Elanna. Shucks! I thought I did!
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Borg without any pips
She's the star on this ship
There's no way to deny she's lovely
Perfect skin, perfect hair
Skin tight suits everywhere
Tell myself that inside she's ugly
Maybe I'm just jealous
I can't help but hate her
Secretly I wonder if my boyfriend wants to date her
She is the Borg queen I'm the Chief Engineer
She always confident I wish I'd disappear
She gets the alcove I'm sleeping on the floor
She's got more episodes and I'm just the girl next door
Her stuff never has a dent
She must be heaven sent
She was never the last one standing
She has no emotions
Doesn't want promotions
Always too harsh or too demanding
Maybe I'll admit it
I'm a little bitter
All the boys love her but I just wanna hit her
She is the Borg queen I'm the Chief Engineer
She always confident I wish I'd disappear
She gets the alcove I'm sleeping on the floor
She's got more episodes and I'm just the girl next door
Oh and I'm just the girl next door
I don't know why I wish she wasn't my crewman
I spend all my time wishing that I was purely Human
She is the Borg queen I'm the Chief Engineer
She always confident I wish I'd disappear
I get a little bit, she gets a little more
She's got more episodes and... she's got more episodes
I'm just the girl next door...
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