TITLE: Why Dean Winchester Really Hates Witches
AUTHOR: Me
RATING: PG-13
DISCLAIMER: The characters are the property of the CW and Eric Kripke. I'm not making any money off of this. This is purely for entertainment purposes.
SUMMARY: Dean really hates witches.
PAIRING/CHARACTERS: Dean, Sam, and a really hot witch
NOTES: Wrote this for an LJ drabble challenge in my journal. cradle_song asked for: rope, attic, dust.

Why Dean Winchester Really Hates Witches

Dean tugs at the rope around his wrists. Attic dust fills his nostrils and he can taste it on his tongue, dry and musty, stale like death.

He really kinda hates Sam right now.

While Dean is sitting in the darkest, dankest corner of the creepy attic, bound with rope, Sam is playing tonsil hockey with a really hot witch. Like, really hot. Dean tugs at the bindings around his wrists and silently curses his life. Dean's the one who stumbled on the witch's whole neighborhood-children-for-food plot and got in her good graces. Why's Sam the one who gets to make out with her?

Sam makes a funny noise and Dean works really hard at the rope. Of course, the only time the witch touched him it was to empty his pockets of anything he might be able to use to escape. He doesn't even want to think of how she's touching Sam right now.

Dean scrabbles along the hardwood floor, feeling for a loose nail, a spare paperclip, anything he can use to free himself so he can save Sam (even though Sam doesn't sound like he wants to be saved right now), but there's nothing.

Sam makes another funny noise and Dean opens his mouth, really wants to tell him off right about now, before he remembers the witch also happened to ñ somehow ñ remove his vocal cords with a curse.

He also remembers why he really fucking hates witches.

The witch slams Sam up against the wall, right next to Dean, and yanks his shirt out of his belt. Sam puts up a weak, half-hearted fight - for the greater good? yeah right - as the witch unzips his jeans and shoves them down.

Dean grits his teeth and works even harder at the rope.

Sam lets out a high-pitched moan. "Oh, God."

Dean is never going forgive Sam for this, ever.