Ron loved his Rudolph pyjamas, it was a holiday tradition for him to prance about in them over the Christmas holidays much to everyone's amusement.
The twins tried to embarrass him but they always failed for Ron wasn't really embarrassed. He loved how Rudolph's nose wouldlow bright red when he laughed really hard and how they still looked brand-new.
He never admitted this to anyone of course.
Anytime anyonementioned his pyjamas, he would just shrug off their questions casually like it was no big deal. But that wasn't really the case, Ron really caredabout his pyjamas and was curious to know what other people said about them.
So when Hermione Granger told him he looked like a dementedSanta's elf, Ron was furious. He could not believe the girl's nerve! The pyjamas made him look like a cool Santa's elf not a demented one!
As if!
He would never speak to Hermione Granger again! Hermione retaliated by calling Ron childish, a baby, and very obsessive over a piece of sleepwear.
Ron had been flabbergasted and nearly thrown over his rockers. He couldn't believe anyone would think him obsessive. It was akind of love, he loved his pyjamas and would protect them if anyone tried to insult them.
Hermione Granger proceeded to call them a 'tad ugly.'
Ron had never been more hurt in his life and he cried the entire night away singing the muggle song Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer.
Hermione told Ron in the morning that she had heard him singing and that he had got almost all the lyrics wrong. Ron was heartbroken that he had said 'One snowy Christmas eve' instead of 'One foggy Christmas Eve.' How could Christmas Eve be foggy? It had to be snowy. Ron couldn't understand the logic, so that night he went to sleep unhappy and confused.
The next morning, Hermione Granger bullied him some more by calling him an insufferable crybaby. Ron told mother that Hermione was being a big fat bully and mother told Ron to tell Harry to avada kedavra her.
Ron told his best friend, the famous Harry Potter that Hermione was being such a merlin's poohead. Harry Potter told Hermione to bugger off and give Ron some space.
Harry than winked at Hermione, and Hermione started giggling and Harry went shhhhh, and Ron knew that Harry
and Hermione were talking about him so he ran upstairs to his room and cried.
Harry came to see Ron, but Ron was too sad to open the door. Harry said alamohra and the door magically opened.
Harry Potter had made mistake. He wasn't allowed to use magic because he was underage. The Ministry came to the burrow and Harry was taken away. Hermione screamed in protest.
Ron laughed because he thought she stepped on a nail. Hermione cried. Mother banged a pot on her head because she missed the fly.
Hermione's head swelled up and she had to go to St. Mungo's. Percy took her to the hospital. The hospital people said Hermione's head was swollen.
Mother said they already knew that. The Hospital people said 'Oh.'
When Hermione came back from the hospital, she had forgotten all about Ron's pyjamas. Ron was happy. Hermione was happy and very forgetful.
They had a good Christmas.
Harry went to Azkaban and got expelled from Hogwarts. He had Christmas with the dementors. Everyone was happy.
Even Percy.
And Neville.
The End
Merry Christmas!