Disclaimer: I got this idea from "The Suite Life of Zack and Cody." I don't own Suite Life of Zack and Cody and I don't own Harry Potter.

"You infuriate me Malfoy, you are so egotistical and annoying and you think you're better than everyone, you pureblood prat!"

"Just because I don't want to go and save the world I'm all of a sudden the jerk. If I remember correctly you thought I was smart and charming when you first met me."

"Yes, until you decided to open your big mouth!"

"You're just a insufferable brat who has to get everything she wants! News flash Granger, the Earth is going to be destroyed eventually, there is no way you can save it, even with your abnormally large brain!"

"Just because you want to destroy everything does NOT mean that I am going to stop trying to save it!"

"Insufferable know-it-all!"

"Egotistical prat!"

"Tree-hugger!"

"Tree-killer!"

"I hate you!"

"I hate you!"

"Do you want to kiss me as much as I want to kiss you?"

"I surprised someone as smart as you would have to ask!"

-KISS-

"Wow…. I wonder what would happen if they liked each other..."