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Gelato's, Tears and Handbag Fights

1 Minute Later

"I'm going to dump Emma!" Dave whispered in my ear before 6 and ½ing me. Wow he's a good snogger; No I need to gird my loins, and keep my red bottomosity under control!

"How do you feel about that KittyKat?" He was staring at me in a vair Dave the Un-Laughy way. That was when I realised I was meant to say something;

"Nunngh. . ." was all I managed to say, He snogged me again a full on Number 6,

"I love you Georgia, will you please dump the 'Italian Stallion' as you girls call him and be my one and only?" I really didn't know what to say. I was speechless. He's asking me to be his official snogging partner and dump Masimo! Masimo the Italian Stallion. Masimo the Luurve God. Masimo the gorgey guy who wants me to meet his family in Italy!!

"Please think about it KittyKat; Missing you already. . ." And he walked off and left me.

11.00 p.m.

I just reached Jas' tent only to find her in the nuddy pants inspecting a jar of vole droppings. Blimey O'Reilly's trousers ! How can this tent be left open with no warning signs ?! Her nunga-nunga's have deffo grown since the pencil test, hunky must sure like fondling. "Jas, what in the name of pantyhose do you think you are doing ?" she blushed like a sunburnt baboons bottom. "You see Gee I was just... um well ... inspecting some vole droppings from my collection ?" Then I realised there was a lump in her sleepy sack. "Jazzy spazzy?"
"Yes "
"You truly are the worlds most PANTS liar!"
"Gee please don't tell anyone I've got up to number 10 my mutti and vati would kill me!"
"Whoa now I see why you like your wildlife adventures, I will leave you to 'inspect' then."

11:02
I can't believe Jas has been to number 10, I have some definite catching up to do! I know I neglect her sometimes but that is the kind of thing you are meant to tell your bestie, isn't it. Anyway, I've got more important things to do than vole dropping inspections right now! What am I going to do about the dave-the-laugh-vs-masimo fandango.

2 minutes later
Back at the tent found Rosie snoring her head off. She and Sven definitely boogied tonight. I wonder what number they have got up to now I know Jas is up to 10 will have to do an emergency ace-gang snogging scale meeting.

1 Minute later
Now all I have to worry about is not having a Nervy B tomorrow and suppressing the desire to ring Masimo and tell him everything, just what I need now our relationship is finally started or maybe ending, I'm not really sure. One thing is for sure I will not go through being 'mates' with him again! Maybe I shouldn't let all that stalking go to waste maybe... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Sunday 31st July

8.30 a.m.

Me, Rosie and Jools have been up since 5.00 a.m. packing our stuff. It took us 3 hours to take down the tent! Who would have thought that they could be harder to take down than they are to put up? According to Radio Jas, the boys (including Dave the Laugh) left really early this morning to avoid being caught, but Dave has asked me to meet him at the clock tower at 7.00 p.m. tonight to talk(!) Please say he isn't going to be Dave the Unlaugh again. I need to decide whether I am going to be Masimo's or Dave's official snogging partner. Wait how did I end up back on the Rack of Love?

9.50 a.m.

Typical. I get home from the wilderness and my family don't even notice I am gone apart from Libby, but she only noticed because 'gingey' who she 'lobes' didn't drink her milk! My parents didn't even look up when I came in! I think I will get milky-pops and then have a bit of a zizz so I look full of Sex-Kittyosity when I see Dave later (oo-er)

10.00 a.m.

I love my parents! They are so marvy! Mum says she has always wanted to see Rome so she will take me there for 2 weeks. She even said I could stay with Masimo's family, in their Italian house. Must start learning Italian as soon as I have seen Dave the Laugh!

1.00 p.m.

Dave the Laugh is so sweet! He's come round because he said he couldn't wait to see me! He is so gorgey. Anywho he said did I want to walk to the park and I said Ok, then I ran upstairs and did quick make-up (only lurker eradicator, foundation, lipstick, lipgloss, eyeshadow, eyeliner, mascara) didn't put on blush because foundation took longer than normal and I had already been 20 mins 'getting my coat' In July.

10 Minutes Later (At the Park)

Just walking along in the park with Dave. He really is gorgey, and he has that naughty smile that I love. Ouch! Dave just pushed me into a bush and started snogging me, nip libbling and everything (oo-er) that is until Mark Big Gob came and put his foot in it, literally. He just shoved his foot into the bush me and Dave are snogging in and then yelled

"Nice pull mate, think you can get her to show us her nunga-nungas?". I am so glad I am not Mark Big Gob; Dave does not look happy!

1 Minute Later (Forcefully restraining Dave the Laugh)

Dear gott in hamlet he's strong.

"Dave he's not worth it!"

"Gee let go of me!"

"No!"

"Gee…"

"No!"

Ummm. . .

Not sure where, not sure when. Last thing I remember is holding back Dave and then Nothing. Hmmm.

"Aaaaaaaaargh!"

1 Minute Later

Dave came running in in a pair of boxers and umm… nothing else (oo-er he is so gorgey)

"Gee what's wrong?" He looks really worried.

"Where am I?"

"You're at my house, I kinda accidentally knocked you out when I was trying to kill Big Gob, What he said was way out of order!" Ok so Dave knocked me out umm. . . huh? "How come your Mutti and Vati let me stay?" They are obviously way cooler than mine!

"They haven't they are out of town and they don't know you are here. Or they would go ballisticissimus!" Join the club pal!

1 Minute Later

Dave says that it's about 2 a.m. so why am I awake?

2 Minutes Later

Dave has asked if I want him to stay in the guest room with me in case I wake up again with amnesia.

4 Minutes Later

I said yes. So now we are snuggled up on his guest bed. He's cuddling me and it's really nice that he cares about me. I mean I can't imagine Masimo lying here cuddling me. . .

"Gee. . ."

"Yes."

"Have you thought about what I asked you?"

"Yes."

"And. . ."

"I think I love you to. So yes. I will your one and only and also your official snogging partner!"

"Gee. . ."

"Yes."

He leant in and kissed me gently on the lips. Weird. I've never really just kissed Dave; I've snogged him plenty of times, but never just kissed him. But then he was kissing me harder, with a bit of number 8 thrown in and he was doing that moany-moany thing boys do, but this time I could see why.