The theory of relativity. One of the greatest achievements of the German scientist Albert Einstein. Wait. Incorrect.
The theory of relativity. One of the greatest achievements of the German-American scientist Albert Einstein.
America smirked as he read through one of his favorite books on science, silently gloating about the attached "American" to Einstein's identity. It wasn't as if there were anyone to gloat to; he was alone in his huge house, sipping soda and listening to the soft sounds of the spring rain outside. But it felt good.
"Give me your tired, your poor. Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free..." he muttered to himself. "I'm so heroic- everyone want's to live in my house," he continued smugly, to no one in particular.
"Don't get me started on the segregated slums, Ameri-"
"GAAAH A GHOST! A GHOST!"
Right. To no one in particular. Except for Canadia- er, Canada.
"Hey, Germany!" called out America, clapping a hand on the said nation's shoulder. "Let's go out for lunch today, why don't we? We have so much stuff to catch up on!"
"It should've been caught up on in the meeting, then," replied Germany. He was ignored as the bespectacled blonde dragged him away to a restaurant.
"We have SO much we've never talked about before, dude. Like, I've never mentioned Einstein to you yet. Did you know he's American?"
Germany face palmed. Great, another night down the drain with the stuck up idiot.