Oi..just trying to do something to stop my writer's block. Umm..it's a parody to the song "Bicycle Race" by Queen. Say anything bad about them and die. . Same goes for Elton John! cough Yeah..I've been listening to too many of my mom's cd's.. . Anyways! I hope this makes you roll on the floor laughing! D Er..I'd settle for a giggle..XD

::::Nimbus 2001::::

Harry sat on his Firebolt, humming a song as Draco Malfoy flew by him. He scoffed. "Potter, you sing terribly!" Harry rolled his eyes. "For your information, Malfoy, I was humming..But since you mentioned it..I think I'll sing now!" Malfoy frowned. "Please don't-" "And you can join in whenever!" Malfoy stared at Harry awkwardly.

Niimbus!! Niimbus! Niimbus!! I want to ride my..Niimbus! Niimbus! Niimbus! "But you ride a Firebolt, Potter.." I want want to ride my Niimbus! I was to ride my broom. I want to ride my Niimbus! I want to ride it where I fly! "Shut up Malfoy! This is my parody, not yours!"

You say snake, I say Lion! You say green, I say say red! You say Voldemort I say hey man! that was never my scene and I don't like potions! You say soy, I sauce! You say God, hear my voice! You say Lord, I say Christ! I don't believe in Pettigrew, Mcgonagle or Voldemort! "Yes you do..Potter your song is so stupid!" Harry rolled his eyes. "Draco! You're ruining my song! Shut it!"

All I wanna do is..Niimbus! Niimbus! Niimbus! I want to ride my Niimbus! Niimbus! Niimbus! I want to ride ride my Niimbus! I want to ride my broom! I want to ride my Niimbus I want to ride my.."C'mon Malfoy! Sing along!" Malfoy scoffs. "No! Well, alright. The song's catchy!"

Quidditch races are coming your way! So forget all your homework oh yeah! Gryffindor/Slytherin girls will be flying today! So look out for those beauties oh yeah! On your mark, get set..GO!

Quidditch race! Quidditch race! Quidditch race! Long pause as bells ring "See Malfoy? Isn't this fun?" Malfoy coughed. "Errr...noo.." Alex (Author) cuts in. "Hey guys, I'm gonna cut some of the song..sorry!" Harry blinked. "Hey! That's no fair! I like this song!" Draco's jaw dropped. "You have no right to do this! I will SUE YOU!!" Alex smirks. "Oh yeah?" All of a sudden Draco appeared in a pink floral dress. "Oho..I'm evil!"

Harry bursts out laughing, as Draco blushes furiously. "Ok ok! Fine! I won't sue you!" Alex changes him back, and goes back to the song..

You say butter, I say beer! You say say where? I say here. Buurger! I say cool it man, I don't want to be Headmaster of Hogwarts! "Or do I? Bwahaha!" Draco looks at Harry awkwardly.

You say GASP! I say EEK! Pumpkin Juice? I say please! Essay's due tomorrow I say crap! I don't wanna be in the tournament for Beaxbeaton or Duurmstrang! All I want to do is Niimbus! Niimbus! Niimbus! I want to ride my Niimbus! Niimbus! Niimbus! I want to ride my Niimbus! Niimbus! Niimbus! I want to ride my Nimbus, I want to ride it where I fly..

"Whoo! Glad that's over!" Malfoy said nervously. Alex cuts in again since there is a lack of characters. "Ha ha! You enjoyed it! I said so because I'm the author!" Harry blinks. "Hey..you're not supposed to be in this story.." Alex blinks. "Hmm...aha! I know! I'll turn myself into a Mary-Sue! Whoo! That sounds like fun!" Alex runs away laughing evily.

Draco and Harry raised an eyebrow as they watched the crazed author run away. "Umm..so..do you want to sing it..again?" Harry said smiling. Draco looked around, to make sure the coast was clear. "Yeah!"

::::Le Gasp. End of Chapter One!::::

Heehee! Yes I know nimbus has one 'i' but still, just so it goes with the song. Next chapter is..not a song! Guess what? New student comes to Hogwarts! Hmm..I wonder who it is.. . Just so you know, NONE of this is to be taken seriously. I was bored. By the way, I'll post this now. I do NOT own Harry Potter, or any of the songs I use. Well, I own the words I wrote, but the original words, or the tune, or anything. Yeaaah..so..um..don't Sue me!

Malfoy: Bwaha! I will SUE YOU! THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE AT THE BEGINNING OF THE STORY!

Author: Scoots away So..umm..chapter two is coming up sooooon! XD