A/N: I finally got around to fixing this crummy chapter! It's still not the best it can be, but know I will once again make it longer and better.
The sky was blue and cloudless, a slight breeze blew over the desk, and the waves were singing a sailor's lullaby. Zoro sat with his back against the wall beside the kitchen door. The breeze was playing with his hair and giving off the illusion of a peace meadow. Robin sat in her blue and green lounge chair with a book propped against her knee and held in place by her devil fruit powers. The breeze passed over her and tucked a few strands of stay hair behind her ear. Usopp sat in a corner with his back turned to the rest of the crew. He was creating his latest 'Greatest Invention Yet!' Brook slightly swayed in the swing, sipping tea and humming lines from Bink's Sake. Nami stood above them and scanned the sky for any signs of an impending storm. Sanji, being the pervert he is, was gawking at Nami's bikini top outfit and dancing around like an idiot. Chopper was in the infirmary, grinding herms for medicine and making more rumble balls, and Franky was down in the chamber that lead to each of the numbered compartment, creating more cola based weapons. Luffy, captain of the Straw-hat Pirates, was sitting dangerously close to the water. His straw hat was covering his and he was sprawled over Sunny's figurehead. From under the straw hat, he complained.
"Nami I'm bored," Luffy whined.
"Then fall in the water and drown," she instantly shot back. Luffy flipped onto his stomach and look at her. His lower lip was pocked out.
"Don't be such a meanie Nami." Just then the sound of someone's screams reached Luffy's ears.
"Did you hear that?" Luffy asked to no one in particular. He flipped back over and scanned the sky. "Usopp, do you see any islands or anyone in the water?" Usopp looked up from the new "incredible invention" he was making, and pulled his goggles over his eyes. He looked into the distance.
"….. I don't see any islands…" he replied adjusting the focus on his goggles. The frantic screams for growing louder and now everyone on the deck could hear it. Everyone, except for Zoro who was still out cold, searched around them for the source.
"….. and there isn't anyone in the water ," Usopp continued. Just then Usopp saw a glint in the sky. Something was flying in their direction.
"Ah! Luffy, I see it. It looks like someone is flying toward the ship! If I had to say the person will crash …" The person was close enough to be seen by the naked eye. They were approaching at a rapid speed. In a matter of seconds the person was upon the ship and flew right into Luffy. Both fell into the water with a huge splash.
"…..directly into Luffy" Usopp said finally completing his long drawn out sentence. Sanji stood behind Usopp.
"Then say so," he lifted one of his legs into the air, "SOONER!" He scolded and slammed his leg done onto Usopp's head. The Kick was powerful enough to teach him a lesson, but not enough to split his skull.
Usopp fell to the ground holding the top of his head, where a large lump had formed, and muttering his pained cries. Zoro, who was now awake having sensed his captain's peril, jumped into the water to retrieve the two sinking hammers.
When Zoro resurfaced holding the two, one in each arm, Sanji threw down a rope to help pull them up. Zoro tied the rope around their abdomens and tugged on the rope to signal to Sanji that they were secure. Now on the deck, the crew laid the sunken hammers out and got a good look at the intruder.
Usopp's eyes bulged on of his head, Nami hand slapped over her mouth as she let out a gasp, Zoro and Sanji stared at the intruder wide eyed, and Robin remained her stoic self. The only thing the let on that she was surprised was the 'oh my!' then she muttered. But even that sounded more like enjoyment then shock.
Usopp pulled his jaw off the ground. "T-t-t-two L-"
"Luffys," Nami finished.
Each member of the crew, save the unaware two inside the ship, the ever-stoic Robin, and the unconscious Luffy, let out a simultaneous "Ehhhhhhh!"