TEAM MAGMA

AUTHOR'S NOTE: Ruins things I like.

One day in Pokemon world (or wherever Pokemon reside, Earth?) Team Magma were planning a surprise party for Leader Maxie.

Tabitha walked into the cave room (they live in a cave, right?) carrying a bunch of balloons. "Hey you fuckers!" he shouted playfully, "You all better make this day great for Leader Maxie."

The Team Magma grunts shrugged and continued on their business having nothing to do with a party.

"What the fuck, do I have to speak Spanish?"

Suddenly Leader Maxie walked in. "Eargh" he grumbled, "Fucking hyena shit crawled up my ass again. Who the fuck even named these shitty creatures. Mightyena? More like Unmightyena."

Tabitha happily skipped on over to him with a smile and handed him red roses. "Leader Maxie, you are back at last!"

"You punk ass fat bitch, what you looking at?"

Tabitha frowned. "You forgot today is our anniversary?" He cried.

"When the fuck did we get married?"

"Two days ago." Tabitha ran crying out of the room.

"Oh. OH. Yeah. That. Yeah. Needed your hand in marriage because Archie was chasing after my ass and he smells like dead sea creatures. God, what the fuck. Ugh, what are all these fucking red hooded people doing touching my stuff?"

Courtney walked into the room, "What the hell, Leader Maxie! You made poor Tabitha cry! He worked so hard to make this day special!"

Maxie did his defeated reaction pose like he does in the game, quickly shifted eyes and yelled, " Uh... SURPRISE! I... I actually, got Tabitha a brand new, uh, volcano? For our two day marriage."

"Oh, that sounds lovely, Leader Maxie!" Squealed Courtney.

Leader Maxie fell face first on to the floor. "God, got to fucking stop drinking so much whisky." He remained motionless for hours.

Suddenly Archie walked in, "Oh, look, it's that bony ass scientific so-and-so, time to insert my ship into it."

"GOD DAMN IT, ARCHIE." shouted Maxie, throwing a whisky bottle at his face. It bounced off and hit Maxie's face in return breaking his glasses.

Archie grinned. "I pity the fool who don't stay in school!" Kids suddenly appeared and cheered.

Everybody went to Subway later that day and then died because Subway sucks (and charges like too much for a fucking six inch and then you have to also like buy the drink and you are basically paying 20 dollars for a fucking soggy expired... thing.)

To be continued?

Sure, I guess.

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