Death's Spiral Into OOC Insanity

by Dragonfruit112

Death and I talk and are idiots, and for some reason I've made Death as ooc as possible because why not. If you're very bored, read this. If you're not bored, you lie.

"HEY IT'S YOU YOU'RE DEATH," I shouted.

The reaper looked at me, "The fuk r u."

"I think you mean 'who the fuk r u."

"Don't correct me on my own grammar, I rule you."

I shook my head, "Do not, I'm dead. I'm actually a skeleton, didn't you see my recent facebook statuses?"

"I'm not friends with you on facebook."

"Oh, so you have a facebook? Great, I'm gonna find you and send you a friend request."

"Good luck with that, you won't find me."

"FOUND YOU NYEHNYEHNYEH."

"I'm not going to accept it."

"No, you have to."

"Why? Who are you to command a rider of the apocalypse?"

"Cause then I'll cry. And you don't want that."

"Who says? Maybe I want you to cry. For all you know I could get my strength from the tears of my enemies."

"I don't cry tears, I cry awesomeness."

"That doesn't even make any sense."

"You don't even make any sense."

"What."

"What?"

"..."

I am a very bored person. If you're reading this you're also a very bored person. I wrote this while eating ramen tonight and my friend forced me to publish it for bored people's amusement. I'm a great writer I swear. Death is the way he is because I want him to be. kek