Alice is the name my real dad chose for me. Before my 8th birthday. Before he locked me up in this mental instution. Before they told me to forget about him because he would never come back for me. 3 years ago. But today he came back for me. He says putting me in that place was the biggest mistake of his life. He has no idea how much I have missed him and the guys. He doesn't know how much I missed the smile that only 2 people could draw out of Orton. How much I missed my big Teddy bear Big Show. How much I missed my favorite demons Kane and Undertaker. Want to guess who I missed most of all my rock star Edge. My dad would be who I missed the least Triple H.
Now we are driving down the road in a Ford. When I say we I mean Me Triple H and Shawn Michaels. We arrived at raw and I had to shove Shawn out of my way. I could not get in there fast enough. Kane must have seen me because before I knew it I was wrapped in a hug by my favorite demon. He led me to catering and Orton immediately lost his smirk when he saw me. His smirk was replaced with a full blown smile. Cena walked in. I immediately growled. I always hated Cena. He flipped out and ran in the other direction. Scared of me. Big Show and Ryback walked in Big Show nearly crushed me to death. Then The Shield walked in… Scaring the shit out of me. I finally got concerned when Christian walked in without Edge. Turned out he had retired. Without telling me. He is gonna have to pay on my birthday July 30th.
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