Old Number Seven ~ Devil Makes Three
Damien took a quick swig from the Jack Daniel's bottle in his hand, he didn't like being without Pip. But Pip was visiting his foster mom's sister. His dad looked over at him and sighed at him.
"Damien." Damien lifted his head at his dad's voice. "Why aren't you going out with your friends? You must have other friends." Damien snorted lightly.
"Nope not one!" Damien retorted.
"What about Kenny? He just died."
"He wants to get in my pants...Constantly" His dad sighed, people had warned him that teenagers were rebellious. Damien took another swig of his Tennessee Whiskey.
"At least stop drinking Jack Daniels and go outside" Damien made a face at the mention of 'outside' "You aren't a vampire, the sun won't hurt you. Now go!" Damien held his hands up in mock surrender, before picking up his bottle and going outside.
He wandered around Hell for a while before deciding 'Screw this, I'm going to go annoy Kenny'. And he did just that.
Kenny looked up as the Anti-Christ walked over towards to him.
"You here to bug me more?" Kenny asked. Damien shook his head and produced a bottle of Jack Daniels for Kenny.
"I'm here because my dad bugged me." Damien replied before passing Kenny the bottle of whiskey.
"Thanks for the liquor but why did your dad bug you?"
"Because I was sat on the couch drinking Jack Daniels and not doing anything productive." Kenny took a swig of his bottle and nodded.
"Its because Pip's not here isn't it?"
"Yep. I don't see why dad can't see that" Kenny shook his head quickly.
"He can't see it because he doesn't see what he's like when he's without his boyfriend for a weekend." Kenny explained.
"Yes but his boyfriend isn't a devoted Christian." Damien added.
"True. You haven't thought of going to wherever Pip is and talking to him have you?" Kenny suggested.
"Nope, I was having a good time with my whiskey." Damien retorted angrily.
"I can see why Pip said that now." Kenny took another swig of his Jack Daniels.
"See why Pip said what?" Damien asked while taking a swig of his own half-finished Jack Daniels.
"He was saying that you don't think of the obvious sometimes, and that you should act on impulse more. Of course that could have been the alcohol that Stan and Kyle had given him." Kenny explained. Damien looked at the danger magnet blond next to him in shock he hadn't know that's what Pip thought. He felt that he was coming apart at the seams and with a pleasant "Fuck you McCormick" he left the parka-clad blond and went back to his home to figure things out.