Shapeism Is Bad
It was a cold and frosty morning in western pac-land. A small sphere, called Bit, frightened of being eaten at any impending moment, had packed his spherical shaped bag ready to move from Pac Man 2.0 and find a new home elsewhere.
His travel agent had told him of a new opening in Tetris Town. Bit was on the fence about this move, he was about to leave his family, his wife, Bitte, and his daughter, Bittette. Tears rolled down his never-ending cheek as he prepared to leave, he headed for the northern exit, only to find that he came out on the other side of the world, this was a common side effect of Pac Man 2.0 world. If you try to leave, a differential stops you and teleports you to the other side.
With Pac Man hot on his trail, the sounds of blooping and score bubbles depleting into the background, he readied his escape. He plugged a Flash Drive into the USB 2.0 port on the computer; copied him self into the drive and pasted the remains into the Tetris directory (C:\Program Files\GBAEmu\Roms\Tetris.rom) and then, without regret, he deleted his original self.
Bit woke up around 2.789 Milliseconds later, surrounded in a pale white cage with one opening atop the cage. He wasn't too sure what was going on, a short but jumpy tune was running in the background.
"Who the fuck are you," said a thin, blue set of squares.
"Uhm…" said Bit hesitating to look at the height of the blue set of squares. "I am the new replacement for Mr. Red Z Thingy." He finished confidently.
"Ahhh, good, he was a right twat, always pokeing people inappropriately with his annoying tail, I swear, if I had an arsehole, it would be red raw by now." Said the blue set of squares. "Hi, my name is Mr. Blue 4-Line Maker. I am pretty much the 'head honcho' around here." He finished.
"Oh, ok, can you tell me where I am supposed to be?" said Bit, secretly hoping that Mr. Blue 4-Line Maker wouldn't know and he could skive off for a while.
"Sure, you are after me." Said Blue.
"After you what?" said Bit, confused, though his confusion was soon alleviated by dread as a giant white glove came and picked up Blue, and threw him towards the Monitor's screen.
When Blue looked as if he was about to hit the screen, he was halted by a mysterious force and began to jolt slowly downwards, one block at a time. A few left and right shifts and a few rotations later, the force stopping blue from falling suddenly ceased and he fell full pelt towards the other blocks at the bottom of the screen.
"Fouuuuuurrrrr COMBOOOOO" said a computer-generated voice in a rather menacing tone. At the same time, four lines of the stacked squares, along with the whole of Mr. Blue 4-Line Maker, flashed and again once more, only to disappear into thin air.
Bit was beginning to worry, he knew that he was next as Blue had said so, he also knew that he was shit scared of heights.
To be continued (Click to go to the next chapter if you cant figure that out)
