author's note: Okay, I honestly have no idea where I got the idea for this story. It just kinda came to me. I know that it's really stupid, but I hope it's funny! Um, I guess you could call this a songfic, although you don't see the song until the thrid chapter (and yes I have all three written). Um, I may hold the next two chapters to see what kind of response this gets, but then it probably won't make sense, so I'll just post all three. Oh, the song I used, by the way, is Burnin' Up but the jonas Brothers. It's an awesome song. I recommend that you listen to it if you havent heard it already. Anyway, hope you enjoy and don't forget to let me know what you think!
disclaimer: I don't own Stargate SG-1 or Burnin' Up!!
Triple Threat is Burnin' Up!
Chapter 1: Please!!
"Come on, Daniel," Colonel Jack O'Neill pleaded to his friend.
"No," Daniel replied.
"Why not?"
"Because it's stupid."
"Well, that may be true, but it's a direct order."
"For you, not me."
"Oh come on, you can't let me do this alone."
"And why not?"
"Because we're a team."
"And Sam and Teal'c aren't?"
"Carter's doing her own thing and I already talked Teal'c into it."
"Okay, then why do you need me?"
"Because we need three people."
"Why?"
"I'm not telling until you agree."
"Fine, I don't care, now if you'll excuse me, I have work to do."
"Please, Daniel." Jack begged.
"No."
"Please."
"No."
"Pretty please."
"Ugh, fine."
"Yes! Be at my house by 7." Jack ran out of Daniel's office.
"What did I just get myself into?" Daniel muttered, sitting at his desk.
A few hours later. . . . . . . .
"Okay, before we begin, I have a couple questions," Jack said standing in front of Daniel and Teal'c who were seated on his sofa. "Can either of you play guitar?"
"I am unfamiliar with that term, O'Neill," Teal'c said.
"Okay, I'll take that as a no. What about you?" Jack turned to look at Daniel.
"Um, a little."
"Really?"
"Jack."
"Sorry. Okay, next question. What should we do?"
"I have no idea."
"I am uncertain as to what you are referring."
"Okay, I'll think of that later."
"What about the guitar thing?" Daniel asked.
"Oh, right. Well, we'll just have to teach Teal'c, but it shouldn't be that hard right?"