A/N: We noticed that there was a great difference between JKR's characters and how the fandom has depicted them in fanart and fanfiction. So...what was there to do about it but wright about a fanfic! We used quotes from the HP books (but added some 'commentary' aka things not in the quotations, so as to add more to the context.) If the quotes are not exactly correct...we're sorry, we tried our best. Its only the general effect you need.
Disclaimer: Do we look like J.K. Rowling? We Do? Oh. Thanks! But really...if we were JKR, would we really be writing this?
Canon vs. Fanfic
CHAPTER ONE
Hermione:
Canon/Book
"But why's she got to go to the library?" Ron inquired.
"Because that's what Hermione does," Harry explained as though stating the obvious. "When in doubt, go to the library."
Fandom/Fanfic
"Hey, Ron." Hermione said seductively strutting into his Chudley Cannon-ized bedroom. She was clothed in nothing but scarlet lingerie, and a white feather boa, and proceeded to straddle his lap.
"Rita Skeeter always said you were a scarlet woman." Ron grinned.
Hermione flicked her wand at the door, shutting it with a bang.
"And I always said 'Wingardium Leviosa...'"
And so the scarlet lingerie fell to the floor,and remained there, for the rest of the night.
*Ron is interchangable with Snape, Harry, Percy, Draco, Lupin, Krum, Sirius, Voldemort, Lucius, Zabini, Lavender/Ginny/Luna, Fred, George, Charlie, and sometimes all at once.
A/N: R&R PLEASE!!!! We live on reviews.....they = our FUEL!!!!!!!
Random HP quote: "Do you remember me telling you that we were practicing non-verbal spells, Potter?"
"Yes," Harry said stiffly.
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