It was an ordinary day at the beach, and I was – like always – working at Lemon as a waitress. Despite the fact that I was already working at lemon for over a year and that I got used to humanity and their culture, I still wanted to punish them. No matter how hard I tried to forgive them, I still wanted to invade and punish humanity for polluting the oceans. Still, I had to wait a while, because I had to work at Lemon after breaking a wall. I looked outside, at the beach. The endless beach, that should've been subjugated when I first came on shore. Instead of subjugating it, I accidentally broke a wall and I was forced to work at Lemon. The thought of working at Lemon, without starting on an invasion, made me feel sick. After the long day of work, I went back home and I went inside. Then, I heard a loud noise.
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY, IKA MUSUME!"
And then I realized it. It was my birthday that day. The entire Invasion Club came over to the Aizawa house, and we had a very nice party. We ate a lot of shrimp because it's my favorite food, and we also played a lot of video games. But the best was still coming: The presents. I got lots of stuff: I got a new video game, I got my own handheld game console and lots of other stuff. When all presents were unpacked, I was totally satisfied and I thought it was the best birthday ever. However, it had just begun. Just when I was done with unpacking all of the presents, a dazzling flash filled the living room of the Aizawa house. A portal appeared in the middle of the room, and everybody closed their eyes. When we opened our eyes, a man stood in the middle of the room. He had the appearance of a middle-aged man with tousled silver hair and thin brown eyes. He was wearing shades glasses, and an unzipped black suit over a buttoned vest and a green shirt.
"Ika Musume?" The man asked.
"Yes, that's me," I said.
"Nice to meet you, Ika Musume. I am here for a reason. I once heard a story about a Squid Girl from another world, called 'Earth'. It took me a while before I found out that the story is, in fact, about you. Ika Musume, you are very strong, and you have extraordinary abilities. Ika, do you want to go to Beacon Academy?" The man asked.
"W-What's that?" I asked.
"Beacon Academy is an academy, where we educate humans and non-humans into becoming hunters and huntresses, to protect our world, which we call 'Remnant'. You are strong, Ika Musume. That's why I ask you specifically. Don't you want to become a huntress?" The man asked.
"I don't know.. I really don't. I can change my weight, I can use my tentacles very well... I don't know. I'm already strong enough, I think." I said.
"That's true. But Ika Musume: Don't you have a goal in your life? Don't you have a goal that you want to accomplish? Are you unable to reach that goal, because there's somebody in your way? An obstacle? An obstacle that's stronger than you?" The man asked. Those words made me change my mind. I did have a goal: To invade and punish humanity for polluting the oceans. Beacon Academy sounded very appealing to me all of the sudden.
"You're right. I have a goal. I agree. I'm going to join Beacon Academy, Mr..." I said.
"My name is Ozpin." The man said.
"Hold it right there! I don't believe any of this! And one more thing: Ika Musume isn't even done with her work yet!" Eiko said.
"All of my words are true, Eiko Aizawa. And Ika Musume can't work at Lemon because Beacon Academy is much more important than some restaurant. Eiko, do you really want Ika Musume to continue working at your restaurant? Do you need her that much?" Ozpin asked.
"I do need her that much!" Eiko shouted.
"You can always hire other people..." Ozpin said. Those words made Eiko change her mind.
"Fine then. Ika Musume gets my permission." Eiko said. Eventually, the rest of the Aizawa house agreed, and I was allowed to go. I packed my bags, and an hour later, I went downstairs, where Ozpin was waiting for me.
"Ready?" Ozpin asked.
"I'm ready," I said. Then, I and Ozpin went through the portal, on our way to Remnant. After going through the portal, the portal disappeared. And so did I.