I know you Christian types get all defensive a lot of the time, so I just want to point out that this is just a bit of fun on my part and you probably shouldn't take it seriously.
6:30pm
It was seven o'clock in Heaven, and God was getting a bit peckish. This happened quite a lot. You see all that greatness and Godliness needed lots of fuel. He went to the kitchen to get some chocolate.
God approached it with great caution, as He had a gut feeling something bad was going to happen. Omniscience isn't all it's cracked up to be. The door creaked open as God pulled the handle. He peered inside, and…
No Chocolate!
Then He remembered 'Duh, I'm omnipotent', and He did create some chocolate. And this chocolate was free from all types of devilish fat, calories, and artificial flavorings. Indeed, this chocolate was the greatest piece of chocolate ever to exist, for it contained all but holiness, love, and God's touch.
And He did sit back down on the Couch of Gods, and did grab the Remote of Destiny, and turned on the T.V. of Dreams. He settled down with His godly chocolate, and began to watch The Simpsons, He liked to watch their drawings of Him and speak of them "O what fools these mortals be… hey, I should write that down". And God did have the greatest night in ever to be had, and greater than any to be had after it. And after that, He had a nap, because he was tired.