Emmett and Avatar

Emmett and Avatar

Summary- While I was watching the 2 hour Avatar movie tonight, I was thinking about Twilight and surprisingly not how hot Zuko is (bad pun.) What if EMMETT had been watching Avatar too? One shot!

Disclaimer: I own neither Avatar, nor anything related to Twilight. But god dammit, how I SO want to own Zuko and Edward! AGH!

Third Person POV

"OH, yeah! Go Zuko! YEAH! Kick Azula's butt!" Everyone rolled their eyes.

Azula sent another wave of creepy blue lightening at Zuko, who successfully blocked it with a wall of fire when Katara just stood there and worried.

Azula cackled evilly, like a deranged maniac, and Emmett boomed, "NO! ZUKO! WATCH OUT!"

Before Emmett could shout anymore words of encouragement to the totally hot fire bender Zuko, with the awesome hair, the whole Cullen clan yelled at Emmett.

"Emmett! SHUT. UP!" Carlisle and Esme used different words, of course. But Edward, Rosalie, Alice, Jasper, and Bella weren't going to edit their choice of words too soon.

"We're trying to watch!" Bella groaned, for at least the 15th time.

"Honestly, Emmett. If you're going to sit here and watch this mindless TV program, at least do it quietly." Edward mumbled, engrossed in the mindless TV program himself. Bella smirked.

Alice finally realized what had happened to Azula's hair and squealed, "What happened to Azula's hair?!"

"She lost the little sanity she had for a good 5 minutes, and decided to give herself a haircut." Rosalie sighed.

"Oh." She shrugged, and turned back to watch the movie, starring the totally awesome Prince Zuko. But the semi-silence was interuppted when...

When Azula grinned like the weird psycho she was and pointed her lightening blue fingers at Katara, Emmett screamed like a little girl, and yelled,

"NO! KATARA! ZUKO, YOU BIG OAF OF A FIRE BENDER! SAVE YOUR TOTALLY HOT WATER BENDER GIRLFRIEND!" Rosalie slammed down her magazine, and screeched, drowning out the noise of the ever so awesome Zuko's attempts to save Katara,

"Totally hot?! Emmett McCarty Cullen, if you're going to watch this TV show, YOU'RE GOING TO CHEER FOR THE MALE CHARACTERS ONLY!"

"Well, what about that June chic? She was pretty hot..." Rosalie looked ready to explode.

Emmett finally got the hint and whispered, "But...but...but Toph kicks fire bender butt. Can I cheer for her?"

Rosalie contemplated for a moment and finally answered with a weary, "Yes." And sat back down to read her magazine.

Everyone sighed in relief, and put up with another hour or so of Emmett's cheering.

The End

So, yeah! This was something that just popped into my head while I was ogling Zuko. –Giggle- ZUKO.

...Yes, anyways. How did you like it?! Review! And if you happened to watch the Avatar movie tonight, tell me! Thanks ya. And curse Fire Lord Ozi. Hmph.