A/N: Sooooooo sorry!!!!!! Truly, i've been so stressed and busy, with labs and projects and trips and vacations. I've had this for so long, but i never typed it up. It has some cursing and some vulgar language, and may be inappropriate for people 15 and under. You have been warned. Enjoy!
He stalked confidently and gracefully to the table where she sat, reading, absentmindedly tugging on her curls. She barely blinked when she felt his presence near her table. Oh, he better as Hell not make some crude comment about her being in the library on such a lover's day.
But what came out of his mouth shocked her to the ground:
"Did I ever mention how much I want you?"
She was speechless, so he continued.
"Did I ever mention how sexy you are?"
She practically could not speak, but gathering her wits, she decided that it was time to show some sass.
"Did I ever mention that you aren't sexy at all?"
That was not the response he was hoping for, but nevertheless, he continued on.
"Did I ever mention how cute you are? Or how lovely you look when you're angry?"
"Did I ever mention how pale you are? Or how ruddy you look when you're angry?"
"Did I ever mention how sweet you are when you are sleepy?"
"Did I ever mention that I've never seen you sleepy?"
"Did I ever mention how magnificent you look in your pajamas?"
"Did I ever mention that I don't like stalkers?"
"Did I ever mention that I love the way you smell?"
"Did I ever mention that you always smell horrible?"
"Did I ever mention that your fingers are so graceful?"
"Did I ever mention that your fingers are so white?"
"Did I ever mention that when you read, you look so adorable?"
"Did I ever mention that you are incapable of reading at all?"
"Did I ever mention that you make me so hard, that iron would be jealous?"
"Did I ever mention that I am dryer that the sun, but definitely not as hot for you?"
"Did I ever mention that I would love to show you my bed?"
"Did I ever mention that I don't want you?"
"Did I ever mention that I can tell that you want me from what I see in your eyes?"
"Did I ever mention that I hate admitting that you're right?"
"Did I ever mention that I told you so?"
"Did I ever mention that you're making me so hot, the sun is crying at his pathetic second place?"
"Did I ever mention that I would take you right here and right now if Madam Pince wasn't right behind you?"
She turned around, stunned, but turned back to him, smirking,
"Did I ever mention that I would ride you even if Madam Pince was right behind me?"
"Did I ever mention the question: 'Why don't you?'?"
"Did I ever mention that the whole school is crowded right behind you?"
He turned around, horrified, but turned back to her, just so that he would play this game out.
"Did I ever mention that I want to fuck you so hard over the table, that it would crack in half?"
"Did I ever mention that I would let you, if only we could be left alone?"
The students crowding around jumped at the sudden outburst, and scampered away. Oh, Hell, they left them alone, but the whole library they left them didn't muffle the loud noises that they made. What a strange couple to be united on Valentine's Day. Their moans just completed the atmosphere.
A/N: Was it confusing? It seems that it's just my phase of confusing people. Sorry if you didn't get it. REVIEW! really, if you don't, i'm just going to not update, EVER. So, please, i need them! Love me,
cherrylily117
P.S.: HAPPY VALENTINES DAY! 3