A/N: I do not own the characters; they belong to CP Coulter and to Glee. The song is "What Did I Ever See In Him" from Bye Bye Birdie. Names changed in the song to fit the storyline, obviously.

"Why am I here?" Julian asked as he flopped down on the couch in Kurt and Blaine's apartment.

Kurt popped his head into the living room. "Well, the Anderson brothers are off taking care of 'Anderson things' and Logan is – where is Logan again?"

"I don't want to talk about it. Last time I saw him he was throwing his pill bottle at my head and storming out."

"Right. So we're all a bit lonely and we thought you would enjoy some company."

"Hmph."

"Oh don't act like we aren't friends – you showed up didn't you?"

"I guess. Wait, we thought?"

"Yeah. Reed is – "

*CRASH*

"What the hell?" Julian sat up quickly. Kurt walked out of the kitchen and went down the hall.

"Reed? You ok?"

Julian heard footsteps and he turned his head to see Kurt walking back towards the living room followed by a very disheveled looking Reed.

Julian nodded in Reed's direction "Reed."

"Hi Julian." Reed huffed out before he flopped on the other side of the couch.

"You boys catch up. I need to get back to the kitchen before dinner burns and I have to hear Julian bitch about my cooking again." Julian smirked and Kurt turned and walked out of the room.

Julian and Reed sat quietly for a moment, before Julian cleared his throat and turned to Reed.

"So. How's Shane?"

Reed turned red. "He…uh…Micah came to visit us. With his boyfriend…" Reed trailed off, fidgeting and not looking at Julian. "…Uhm how's Logan?"

Julian seethed slightly before turning to Reed,

Eight years, eight years,

That's how long I've wasted on him!

That's all, I'm through.

Logan dear, to put it sweetly,

To hell with you!

What did I ever see in him?

How did I ever get involved that way?

Now that it's over I can smile and say

What did I ever see in him?

Julian slammed his fist down on the coffee table, making Reed jump slightly.

Boy, I was way out on the limb.

Now that my feet are on the ground again,

Now that my senses have been found again,

What did I ever see in him?

Julian stood up and started pacing around the room.

Is he tender?

No, he's not!

Is he thoughtful?

No, he's not!

Am I crazy?

What's he's got that I found so damned appealing?

Julian sighed and sat back down, and looked over at Reed.

What did he ever do for me?

Well, to be honest he was sometimes nice,

But still it wasn't worth that awful price.

It was rough from the start.

Broken dates, broken nails, broken heart.

How did I ever?

Why did I ever?

What did I ever?

Reed suddenly jumped up, looking more irritated than he had before, before joining Julian in singing.

Do we need them? No, we don't!

Do we want them? No, we don't!

Will we leave them? No, we won't!

Tell me what did I say that for?

Julian got back up again and circled around the coffee table, his eyes never leaving Reed's as Reed circled the coffee table as well.

What did we ever see in them?

How could we ever think that they were nice?

Take it from us we pay an awful price

It was rough from the start

Broken dates, broken nails, broken heart

What did I ever see in him?

Julian huffed and kicked the trashcan while Reed went to throw a pillow, but tripped on the leg of the coffee table instead and face planting on the couch. A moment later Kurt walked out of the kitchen to announce dinner but stopped when he saw both boys brooding.

"Who died?" he asked, his voice laced with annoyance and sarcasm.

"Logan is a prick." "Micah needs to stay away." Julian and Reed said at the same time.

Kurt looked at the two of them and sighed.

"Good thing I stocked up on wine. This is gonna be a long night."

So I'm thinking about writing a second part...like when they get drunk on wine and deal with their problems with their significant others. Yes? No?