This is a spoof on my dog, (Candy) Cane. she just LOVES the trash so this song suits her perfectly! It is to the tune of "Part of Your World" from the Little Mermaid.Look at this trash, isn't it neat? How much could one doggie possibly eat? Wouldn't you say Cane's the dog the dog who eats everything? Look at this place, treasures and troves, how many wonders can one trashcan hold? Sure, Cane eats everything. She's got tuna and brocoli aplenty. She's got napkins and wrappers galore. Chicken bones? She's got twenty! But who cares? No big deal! Cane wants more! Cane wants to be where the trashtruck is Cane wants to smell, wants to see them collectin' Ridin' around with those, what do you call 'em? Oh, flies. Cane wants to meet with the trashman, her idol, her god, her hero and prince, Liiint!!!!!! Up where it smells, up where there's lint, up where the people need deoderant, watch and you'll see, soon there will be trash everywhere! What would Cane give to spend a day out in the garbage? What would Cane give to spend a day among the trash? Betcha out there, they understand, bet they don't reprimand their puppies, who root in trash cans, rusting dump pans, ready to eat! And ready to eat what people throw away! Ask them for some trash and get some trash back! This is getting stupid and repetitive so I'll stop. Reprise: |