Love and Life (A heart warming tale)

by Cenobia100

A young girl named Emma goes on a fantastic journey to the far reaches of the world, seeing things she never thought she would see and finding unexpected romance along the way... Rated M for mature scenes... Enjoy :3

So my friends and I were playing Minecraft over Skype, and randomly we made this amazing fanfic! It's totally Minecrafty, since we have a cactus at the start :D ENJOY!

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Once upon a time

Emma was derping through the town

THROUGH THE TOWN

EMMA SEES A CACTUS AND PICKS IT UP

And takes it home To her bedrokm

Bedroom

She looks at the cacuts Cactus

*intense staring moment*

wooooooosh

POOF

The cactus

Poofed

INTO A YOUNG MAN

TOTALLY NAKED

The young man

Is named

Sh-

*Cough*

U

M

Shumtelier

Rewind

The young man

Is called...

Sher

GEORGIAAAAAAAA

I mean george

Rawr

So

George is in her room

Without clothes

Standing right in front of her

George is there

Naked

Emma is there

Stripping like her life depends On it

So

Emma stands up

Looking right in the beautiful (idk what color?) eyes of george

They stare

For minutes

And thr story ends

With

passionate kiss

George :"Emma you look wonderful"

Emma : " George, I (scream this sher) LOOOOVE you

So

George lifts emma on the bed

Huehhe

Huehuehue

Huehueheuhe

Gg

So

Then

WHAAAAAMMM

Scream that

Sher

Scream it

Like

WHAAAAM

door opens

Emma turns around and george grabs a blanket

It...

Its BILLEEEHHHH

So

Billy ;" WHAT IS GOING OOOOON?!"

George ;" we were about to make love"

Emma :" wot?"

Billy:" YOUNG LADY WHY DO YOU CHOOSE HIM AND NOT ME"

Emma:"Hot"

George: "threesome then"

But then...

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMM

*door opens again even though its still open bc fuck logic*

Its...

Its..

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMM

Ham : "AW HELL NO"

*runs away screaming*

XD

SO

The door closes

Absolute silence

Everyone stares

And billy stares at george

And emma is staring at the wall

Emma is secretly attracted to walls

Shh

George is suddenly dressed

In a dress of course bc fk clothes

XD

XDDDDDD

Then

George walks up to billy

Stares him right in the eyes

Looks at his lips

And back to the eyes

His hand strokes his cheek

And emma strokes the wall

So

Emma is dazed and walks out the room

Looking at walls

And closes the door

George and billy are now alone...

Silence..

George licks his lips while staring into Billys eyes

Oml

I cant breathe

Fantasies

Oml

Then

Georges kisses Billy

Their bodies touch

Bahnahahabhahaha

Its long and passionate

The room is filling with air

Hot

Sir

Air

WHAAAAAAAAAM

*Door opens*

Emma is back

Humping walls

Emma lived happy ever after with a house full of walls

And george and billy.. um..

They have 5 kids

END

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NO REGRETS!