Dan vs Equestria

by Theponykingqp

Dan gets kicked of a mountain so he wants revenge on horses but instead ends up in Equestria (but he is still human) and does very chaotic things will Equestria survive this rain of dan the most unlucky and clumsy person in the world but let's see if he can compete against derpys clumsiness

Dan vs. Equestria chapter one dan vs. the portal

"CHRIS WAKE UP AND HELP ME GET REVENGE ON HORSES" yelled dan "NO! I promised Elise that I would not help you for revenge at the middle of the night" said Chris "WHEN DO I GET YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT TO HELP ON MY REVENGE" yelled dan "almost every night" said Chris "your just chicken" said dan "NO IM NOT" yelled Chris " then prove it by helping me get my revenge!" said dan "FINE THEN!". "Ugh what happened" said dan "I don't know all I remember is that we hurt the horses than the stable blew up" said Chris "HOW COULD A STABLE JUST EXPLODE CHRIS" yelled dan Chris stands up looking at the remains of the stable "wow how come we didn't think of blowing them up".

[mean while in equestria]

twilight is reading a letter sent from princess Celestia "dear twilight sparkle I have seen your magical talents so I have haven you another book that is not from some normal library this is a special one where you can learn more about magic from princess Celestia WOW IM SO EXCITED TO READ THIS NEW BOOK" said twilight sparkle as see was reading the book see found out that star swirl the breaded had another unfinished spell so twilight got all of the mane 6 to get to her house because the last time twilight tried out the spell but all of the mane 6s cutie marks switched around. So twilight tried out the spell and it did nothing? That's weird let's have a look at Los Angeles.

[back in Los Angeles]

"Good job Chris now we're going to jail" said dan "WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT" yelled Chris "WELL YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE CAME WITH ME THEN" yelled dan "WELL ACTUALLY YOU MADE ME BECAUSE YOU CALLED ME A CHICKEN!" Dan and Chris were arguing but didn't notice the blue smoke coming from the ground to pull Chris and Dan into the ground but luckily Elise got there with mr mumbles to save Chris but failed and was also getting pulled into the ground so did mr mumbles "no MR MUMBLES! DON'T YOU DARE PUT YOUR SMOKEY ARMS OF MY CAT" yelled dan than they went through a portal to equestria "PORTAL" yelled dan