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The Sewer King smiled as he focused on rolls, a giant turkey, etc. A meal for a king. He glanced at many children by the table. He frowned. ''You may eat later. Anything I don't finish.'' He watched as the children nodded.
The Sewer King went to check on his pet alligators. A smile formed after they wagged their tails. The Sewer King scratched two snouts. ''You already ate meat,'' he said to them. He turned to the other alligators. ''Thank you for frightening trespassers. Slutty Mary Sue writers in particular! Same with barely literate creatures with sticks up their asses. They hate people like me. They're all bastards.''
After abandoning the alligators, the Sewer King returned to the table. His eyes widened as soon as he viewed a boy eating a bit of turkey. He scowled and trembled. ''YOU LITTLE MONSTER!'' The Sewer King saw the boy's wide eyes. He ran to him. He seized his arm.
The Sewer King raised a fist and lowered it. He smiled. ''Bad diets are why people are sick. Maybe smoking.'' His eyes settled on a bowl of salad. Not one bite. *Why am I not surprised?* He turned to the boy again. ''You'll never feel better.''
The boy trembled and stepped back at the same time. He ran.
The Sewer King's smile remained. He gasped after he heard footsteps. *My pets are here?* he thought. The Sewer King looked back. His eyes widened at a snail's pace.
A woman scowled and barely wore anything as she approached the Sewer King. She watched as he smiled and drooled. ''I'm taking over this place!'' she said.
The Sewer King continued to drool.
After adjusting the stick up her ass, the trespasser scowled again. ''You make me sick!'' she said.
THE END