The sun of Tokyo was shining bright in the sky. High school children were coming back home to eat. Kenji Miyamoto's stomach was growling as he was hit like a torpedo and ended up in a puddle. He opened his eyes and asked: "Who are you?" There was a girl of about 16 years old, wearing a school uniform from Kenji's school (Oda Nobufune High) accessorized with somewhat silly-looking red bracelets with dangling gold bells on them, and her belt matched the bracelets, too. The girl had short, straight, wispy black hair that barely came past her chin, and hazel colored eyes. She looked a bit weird, a face that could have easily been foreign, but also easily Asian or even Japanese. Maybe mixed-race? She was wearing a red hat with a black circle drawn on it in front. Kenji swalloved his saliva. The girl responded: "I'm Dodo". Kenji said: "Dodo? Dodo what? A DODO IS A FLIGHTLESS BIRD NOT A NAME!" Dodo winked to Kenji and said: "Just Dodo". She jumped out of the puddle and disappeared in a flash. Kenji shrugged and said: "Strange". He walked home, took off his shoes, tie, and belt, ate some bacon-flavored ramen with pureed red beans and celery puffs, and went into the bathroom to pee. But look who was in the bathroom? GAH! DODO! Dodo was grinning and laughing, smushed on one of the bathroom walls. Her eyes were glowing red and her hair was suddenly long, on the front it was down to her breasts whie in the back it was down to her butt! She had an astral tentacle on one side of her body, retouching her with makeup. Dodo closed her eyes and removed the astral tentacle, and said: "Guh, you've discovered my secret." Kenji said: "Oh, so you aren't actually human at all?" And then Dodo went: "Dah, many species look Gallifreyan, humans are only one of the millions upon millions of them. Once I knew a Gallifreyan Time Lord who was just in his first body. His name was Basiljohndiscofunkestein of house Lungbarrow, and he won't stop introducing me as Dorothea Chaplet - an alias I've used like, one time, because they've lost a girl to the Huguenot Massacre." Kenji responded: "Okay. Is Dodo just your full name? What species are you then?" Dodo spirred and responded: "Yeah. That's my name- Dodo the eldritch girl. Well a bit more eldritch than girl"- she got eight astral tentacles around her and floated a bit up. Her eyes went back to glowing red, and then actually turned red from the hazel they were. - "I already know your name, it's Kenji Miyamoto. And I know everything about you. Like how you just peed your pants. Haha!" Kenji looked down his pants, rolled his eyes and then said: "Okay Dodo, I don't know what to believe anymore. You aren't killing me, right?" Dodo responded: "I'd kill you if the higher plane wanted me to. But it currently does'nt want me to." She created a red mandala above her and Kenji. Dodo said: "Huh. I better hurry up. Look what's written here!" Kenji: "I cannot read it... it's all a bunch of zodiac signs, clockwork wheels, ancient runes, pentagrams..." Dodo: "Well, I can read in pentagram. Humans cannot but I can." Kenji rolled his eyes, went "Okay..." and just in a flash, both Dodo and the mandala above her vanished. The bathroom then smelled like an admixture of sulphur, napalm, and the darkest dephts of hell as ruddish, humid smoke flew. Kenji was sure he tasted purple for a moment!
Dodo then teleported into another time, another place, in a far away galaxy, but some day she would have returned to meet Kenji again, and even go live with him.