"Japan!"
*Japan turns around to see Italy*
"Yes?"
"I heard that you eat pasta too."
"I don't eat pasta."
"Sure you do, Germany said so."
"I don't eat pasta, but I do eat udon noodles and Raman."
*Italy gives him that stupid cute smile of his*
"Noodles are pasta."
"Not really."
"Why not?"
*Japan holds up an udon noodle*
"That is a really big noodle."
"I suppose."
"I wish that mine was a big as yours!"
~in the other room~
*Germany pauses in his military plans and goes pale and then gets up and opens the door to peek at Japan and Italy who have their backs to him*
"How did you get it to be so big?"
"It's just natural I guess."
"Wow that's so cool, can I taste it?"
"I suppose."
*Germany faints*
THE END
Author's Note: When I first had udon noodles I was like, whoa these things are huge! I hope you enjoyed this food innuendo. Please review.