I do not own Hetalia. This a Poem that Francis wrote to himself. I have Arthur and Alice (Fem!Arthur) being twins ^_^

Those Twins

By waterrain

I enjoy upsetting those Twins,

They are named Arthur and Alice,

Their cheeks become as red as cherries,

I believe those blushing twins are virgins.

They are planning to become Police Officers,

My head reels in delight at the thought,

Those Twins wearing that kinky uniform,

I have many fetishes and I'm not ashamed.

They tell me that I inspired them,

I say that I'm glad,

But then they informed me that when they become Police Officers,

That they would have me arrested and sentenced to life in prison,

They also mentioned 'Creeps like you should be locked up for life'.

Is it such a crime to grope?

Is it a crime that I grope Alice's breasts.

Is it a crime when I grope Arthur's firm bottom,

Is it a crime when I manage to grope their tight bottoms at the same time?

Arthur and Alice are such prudes,

Their faces turn red and they yell when I grope them,

I plan to deflower them one day,

Maybe they might decide that sex is amazing and agree to a threesome?

I would love to have a threesome with those twins,

Arthur and Alice on their own are cute,

But together they would be alluring and sexy.

Personal I'm a bit afraid of Arthur and Alice becoming Police Officers,

Handcuffs are kinky in the bedroom,

But it is not kinky when actually being arrested.

Unless said Police Officer makes an offer,

Then it is amazing and very kinky making love in their Police car,

But if said officer is on a motorcycle or a horse there is no chance of sex.

I can picture Arthur and Alice being mounted on a horse,

My nose is bleeding at the thought.

I'm sure those English twins would arrest if they became Police Officers,

I plan to return to France after deflowering them,

I would not go back to the United Kingdom,

I'm sure those twins would have me arrested and I would be going to jail,

English food is bland and I'm sure their prison food would be worse.

Please Review and Thank You. What do you think of Francis Poem about Arthur&Alice?

Here are a few questions for you peeps if you want to answer them ^_^

Can you picture Arthur and Alice being Police Officers?

Can you picture Arthur&Alice arresting Francis?

Can you picture Francis having a threesome with Arthur and Alice?