Subject: Height
Victim: Edward Elric
Note: This is just for fun. It popped up in my head while I was watching Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood and I was like hmmm, must…publish…drabble! Please review! Tell me what you think.
"Oh Edwardo!" The loud shout sizzled past the small girl's lips only to be stifled by a cold metallic hand.
"Shut it, pint. I'm right here." The blonde haired male snarled, petal soft lips brushing the tip of her ear. She scowled and leaned back against the Fullmetal Alchemist, sending him a dirty look.
"Who are you calling pint, pipsqueak?" She retorted venomously.
He growled. "You, you stupid little runt!"
"I'm fucking taller than you, shrimp!" She roared, whirling so she could jab a slender finger in her boyfriend's face. Edward glared at her and shook his head.
"Nu-uh! I am so taller, runt."
"AL!" The couple screamed in unison, tearing through the halls like a pack of rabbit squirrels. Everyone dived out of the way, narrowly avoiding being trampled to death by their tiny feet. They ripped the door to Mustang's office off it' hinges. Roy's nose scrunched up in distaste at the loud screaming noise that seemed to erupt from the two teen's mouths. Al sweat dropped.
"U-um, what?"
They shared a nasty look, realizing that they had both been screaming and their message had been scrambled in all the chaos. They both slowly turned back to Al, their faces deadly.
"WHO'S TALLER?"