50 shades of hegworts
a/n this is my 1st fanfic hope u like it
a/n2 hi guys im the editor goin thru and editing evrything. its a fun job.
a/n3 ps. dumble died just so u guys kno the backstory :) :) ps this is the 1st guy btw
as the clock struck 11:91, harry potter looked at his watch.
"only 9 minutes to my birhtday, then i will finally be able to do magic outside of hogwarts!" he smiled/whispered under his breath to himself, because that's the kind of person he is. he didnt want to wake ronald mcweasley who was sleeping next to him on the bed. ron mcweaselsack woke up with a start interogating "harry what are you going on about?"
"shut up you insuffrable loser" harry insinuated to ronald
"yes ma'am" ron blubered, obeediantly
hairy felt bad 4 insulting his boo, and decided to make up for it by telling him what he was muttering about.
"i'm just enjoying my first 31 minutes of being 43 years old, thats all." harry considered, "its a good thing i cast this age spell on me so i like still look like a 93 year old woman"
4 the past 30 years that ron and hery lived together (ginny and hary got divorced because harry got a sex change, and ron divorced hermione becuz hermy was a total b********h to ron 4 evry 2nd of there mariage and they were compltely incompatable from the start and J.K. rowling has no idea what gud riting is and was jk (rowling) about ron/hermione.
a/n so funny amirite hahaahaha :D
a/n2 pls coment it gets my creativve jooces flo
a/n3 rida
hery woke up and looke at the foot of his bed to see alot of couple presents at the side of his bed.
harry laffed "o boy i luv prezents! to bad everyone i ever loved is ded!" harry grinned exubrently. (like this : ) )
hary opened his presents and found an empty pill bottl and dog. he decided to ate both before moving on to his other presernts. then he ate both
bee4 he cud finish opening his presents, he recieved an owl that held out his leg and once he took the piece of papr the owl flew away. first it flew out of the window, then it flew in the sky, then it landed