Hi everyone! As most really bizzare comedies, this was infact written at three AM due to an insomnia attack. This is about a kataanger and a zutarain who board the same elevator, and, well, choas begin. This takes place during the long wait between Day o' black sun and WAT. I know this isn't exactly avatar character fan fiction, but it's close enough. This may or may not be a one-shot depending on if I get revies and are they positive. Anyway, here is my story!
~In which I tell the tale of the kataanger and zutarian~
Our story takes place inside an extremely tall building with a terribly slow elevator. An unusually girl around the age of seventeen boarded this said elevator. Inside was a girl around her age, equally as strange as the first.
The two girls did not look strange; they looked like two normal teenagers. The first one was black haired, blue eyed, tanned and medium height. The second one was blonde, green eyed, paler than the other, and also medium height. They were more psychologically strange, each having an excessive obsession for discussing Avatar: The Last Airbender shippings.
Any A:TLA fan could tell they were highly supportive of shippings. For their shirts said it all. The black haired one, who I shall call Kristy, had a shirt will Aang and Katara on it, bending water into the shape of a heart. The caption stated: The sweetest love. The blonde, who I shall call Liz, had a shirt on it with Zuko (our favorite, attractive firebender) and Katara kissing, the caption stating: Fire+ Water= Steam. So as you can see, they had their place in the legendary shipping war among avatar fans (or as I like to call it, Lswaaf).
Both of their eyes darting to each other's shirts before the floor level button was pressed. Kristy didn't have to push a button, though, because both of them were heading to the same floor: the very top.
"Zutarian," Kristy spat, her voice full of disgust.
"Kataanger," Liz copied, her voice filled with an equal amount of disdain.
"Why are you wearing that shirt anyway? Kataang's going to win," Kristy challenged.
"We zutarians don't give up without a fight. Plus, I've seen the season three trailer at comic con. Zuko and Katara hugged, and Katara hugged him first."
It was clear from that point that there was going to be a huge fight about it. A kataanger and a zutarian couldn't be together for long without a shipping debate breaking out. Kristy and Liz were no exception. Remember the times before the finally, when the kataang vs. zutara fights were so popular and so intense? Ah, those were the days. Of course, zutarians don't give up without a fight, and they are insisting now that if there was a season four, Zuko and Katara would definitely get together. Currently, it is a very popular idea in fan fiction. Of course, as before, the kataangers just roll their eyes and point out that there is obvious information that Katara and Aang love each other, end of story. Most shipping debates were fun and enjoyable. Unfortunately for this pair, things were going to get ugly, and it wasn't going to affect just them.
"It could have been a friendly hug!" Kristy pointed out," And, Aang and Katara kissed, on the lips, at the invasion. That's better than a hug, and friends don't normally kiss their friends, but they do hug their friends."
"Correction! Aang kissed Katara. She also had a look on her face during the kiss. Perhaps a longing for that to have been a certain firenation prince. Aang and Katara could just be friends with benefits!"
"Oh yeah, Aang and Katara are so the friends with benefits type," Kristy said sarcastically," And that look was because she was scared the man she loved was going to die."
"Man? He's twelve! Way too young for Katara. She was sad because she was going to have to break her best friends heart because SHE LOVED ZUKO!"
"No! Besides, look at how many other times Aang and Katara have hugged and kissed!"
"But never a kiss on the lips, except for Cave of Two Lovers, and that doesn't count! Katara was just being motherly! If they got together it would be like incest or something!"
"Incest!? What the hell? They're not related! Sure Katara acted motherly at first, but that's because Aang still acted like a little kid. Then he matured and Katara fell in love!"
"Matured!? He's still twelve. Way too young for Katara. Oh, and what about the guru/ crossroads of destiny? That was romantic. Even though there was no kiss, you could fell the chemistry between the two!"
"Friendship chemistry only! Sure, they are compatible as friends! Nothing more! Katara is two years younger than Zuko, same age difference as Aang and Katara! Seriously, you zutarians can take anything a change it into a reason that zutara will happen." Kristy mocked," The way King Bumi earthbended his rocks the right instead of the left is totally a sign that Zuko and Katara will get together! Give me a break. No wonder you are a blonde."
"Yeah!? Well you kataangers do an excessive amount of name calling and can't see beyond obvious detail! Guess what? KATAANG SUCKS!" Kristy slapped her across the face.
"NOW WAIT A MINUTE!" you audience members are probably saying, both kataanger and zutarian," We so did not do that!" Hate to break it to you, but yeah, you did. If you don't support either, you had your annoying quirks too. Zutarians, you pointed out every random detail and called it a reason zutara would happen. Kataangers, you did do an excessive amount of name calling and arguing. I will not accuse you of not finding un-obvious details, because you were correct. FYI, I am part of one of these groups, so don't accuse me of making fun of you and/or over-exaggerating. See if you can guess which one, without looking at my user page.
Thus, the fight broke out. They were wrestling in an elevator, screaming random insults about the other's ship. Little did they know, there was a camera in the elevator. Two security guards were watching from their security room.
"Should we do something?" the first guard asked.
"You kidding?" the second replied," We're putting this on YouTube!"
Back in the elevator, the two continued fighting and screaming.
"How can you even like kataang? It's too innocent!" Liz yelled, trying not to be suffocated by Kristy.
"That's what we have maiko for!" Kristy replied, dodging a punch.
"Zutara is so going to happen! And I am so going to rub it in your face when it does!"
"Yeah well same thing. I wonder if all zutarians are blondes. That's probably why they are all so stupid!"
Liz tackled Kristy, pinning her down. All of those poor people who were wanting to get on the elevator didn't dare come near it when the door opened revealing two fighting teens, screaming words they didn't understand, like zutara, and those they could weren't very nice, like bitch.
Unfortunately for two gentlemen, they didn't notice the horror they were about to witness when they got on. They weren't really paying attention, deep in conversation with each other. Kristy and Liz were currently not throwing punches, strangling, or tackling, and the next insult had yet to be thrown out. These two gentlemen were so deep in conversation, they didn't notice the blood in the elevator, and how both of the teenagers looked like they had just been in a fight (which they had). When the elevator doors closed, the two men were recognized at once by the two girls. How could they not have? One had Aang's hair; one had Zuko's new hair. They were the two most awesome people in all of history: MIKE AND BRIAN!
"YOU!" both girls shouted, pointing at the Mike and Brian. They then noticed the how the girls had been in a fight, and that their shirts had to do with the two main avatar shipping and…oh no. Their eyes went wide as they realized what had been taking place. They had seen it before: a shipping war. They looked at each other in horror, realizing they knew the answer of what ship would prevail, and they had two crazed shippers in front of them.
"You know," Liz said to Kristy," I'll never make a truce with a kataanger, but how about we temporarily stop fighting to get the answer out of these two."
"Deal," Kristy agreed, as both of them approached the two frightened creators of awesomeness. Mike and Brian were slowly backing into the elevator wall.
"So tell us," Liz said," Which ship wins?"
Today's Life Lesson: Never in all your life interrupt a fight between crazy shippers, especially if you know which ship wins. Too bad Mike and Brian will have to find out the hard way.
Hoped you liked it, and if you did, please review! Thanks guys! Anyone who reads this review/not review or liked it/not liked it, yall rock!