"Hey England, hey England, hey England!"
"What is it America?"
"About last night-"
*blush*
"I rocked your world, didn't I."
"Oh shut up.
"Oh come on, you know that I am the best."
"You barely let me make any moves."
*laughs* "Whatever, you know that I am U.."
"You're full of it."
"Oh yeah, you know any other American who can beat a Brit at chess?"
*silence*
"EXACTLY!"
*grumbles*
"Yup, that's right I am a beast, you hear me, a fucking B-E-A-S-T, and guess what, you can't stop this beast. Yeah, that's right, there is no one as kick-ass as me, no one I tell you-"
*leaves*
"And watch, tonight, I am so going to own you, AGAIN!" *puts hands on hips* "Ha ha ha ha ha!" *pauses* "Wait, where'd he go?"
~elsewhere~
"Hey, England?"
"What is it France?"
"I heard that America rocked your world last night."
*blush*
"I knew it! So tell me, how did it feel to be beneath America again?"
"Shut up."
"Oh, so I take it he was merciless."
*blushes more furiously* "I'm leaving!"
*leaves*
~in the Axis Powers Camp~
"Germany!"
"What is it Italy?"
"Russia sent me something, but I don't get it."
"What is that villain doing sending you stuff? Don't let him take advantage of you!"
*Germany continues to rant*
*Italy looks at Germany confused*
"He said that America rocked England's world last night. What does that mean?"
*blush*
"Well?"
"It means nothing!"
*Germany storms off muttering to himself about indecency*
"I'm still confused."
*pause*
"Japan, let's eat pasta together!"
"Ok, Italy-san."
THE END
Author's Note: The inspiration for this actually came from a drawn comic and I just had to do something with it. So whoever drew that fabulous comic was the genius who came up with U., I just really wanted to use it, so thank you to whoever came up with it. Please review.